rafters
• Written by chkhaboom
walking across the asphalt at a Wawa with a Costco sized bottle falling out of my bag
while a hawk from across the lot was squawking, lost all my cards in a wallet I bought at a Marshalls
that cost me a wad of my last bit of dollars, call drops and auto paused bots saying fraud has been logged and they’re locking my card off
and a tall guy crawls out and offers to swap me his watch for a box of cigars and a copy of Saw that I saw in the lobby
and probably dropped while i tossed all my laundry into a cart full of pasta from Aldi
a patch that was cut with a butter knife stuffed in a cup and a bucket of gum from a trucker
duffle of junk, backpack and black gloves and a rusted old lunch thermos, satchel of blunt wraps, a junkyard jack
a nap sack snapped to a battered duff from a Runts pack, plastic cup stuck in the gap
that I covered in duct tape and gum wrappers, functioning just enough to shuffle it through a busted adapter
acting like i didn’t already dismantle your catalog casually and handled the panels you panic in
cracked open factories packed with the shit that you scrapped for capacity, gradually grabbed at me
babbling brashly like half of these passive emcees are actually passing for mastery
bring a battery pack to a battle and flatten em and then collapse everything that they added as padding
channeling Hannibal strappin cadavers to wagons, i ran through the glass with a flask and then
snapped cause i’m practically dragging their traction by hangin their draft sheets from rafters and laughing
the manner i handle mechanics is manic and damage enhancing, i’m passing em, cashing in
flatten a track with immaculate balance, like granite is malleable matter, hammer and shatter with lateral jab
your fanbase abandoning, challengers vanish, back to a battle standard, like NASA rerouted my shit
through a Falcon and blasted it, inflame every flammable page of your playback, i stay snapping faster than cage matches
they play back to back on a plane app, plumbing that bubbled whenever the thunder would rumble
and customers upstairs were stumbling drunk every Sunday by lunch, struck me like a blunt force
a couple of bucks from a cousin in trouble who fronted me double, a crust of a Subway receipt with a number to call if i buckled
hunched in the corner of the room with a fuckton of planks and a bunch of instructions
i crumpled in under a minute, dusty old duffle bags stuffed with a jumble of screws and a blunt little tool
that looked like a punishment rune from a dungeon type room, and one of the legs of the unit kept rubbing against the rubber
mat under the rug, and the trouble just doubled when none of the punch out holes in the lumber
would function like normal mechanical junctions, they shuffled a couple of stickers around to confuse me on purpose
i’m sure of it, plus i discovered the customer helpline is run by a dude who just mumbles while chewing a cruller
and chuckling smugly every time i asked if the drawer should be flush or protruding a number of knuckles
and meanwhile i’m using a butter knife covered in mustard to unscrew a stuck little bracket
that snapped, wonderin how much it would cost to just chuck the whole structure
and summon a removal crew to pull up in a truck and then after that i’d just refund it
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chkhaboom
Member since May 5 2025