Alexander The Great

People out here treating Yelp reviews like declarations of war

Ready to burn a bakery to the ground because their oat milk latte was lukewarm

You’re either getting shot in a mall, or they’ll mentally waterboard

You with microaggressions at your corporate happy hour

And some dipshit on Instagram is selling crypto advice and gaining power

While dodging alimony payments, and half the Internet thinks he’s fucking Jesus

In a Gucci belt, power tells you to your face that you're worthless

And then offers a rewards program for your suffering so they can get richer

Congrats, you earned 100 points of pain, you can redeem them for a subscription

To a crusty tote bag, violence is in the Uber, crime’s got fan clubs now

People idolizing scammers, bitch you’re not clever, you’re just a clown

With Wi-Fi, power is out here flashing its balls on live TV

While you clap because hey, at least it’s authentic as can be

And criticism is so broken it comes with a subscription fee

You can literally pay strangers to roast your outfit like it’s fun

Violence isn’t even shocking anymore because it's expected to be done

 

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way

 

I’m checking the weather, partly cloudy with a 40% chance

Of some idiot shooting up a gas station, it's baked into the forecast now, man

Wear your trauma like SPF, power wants you numb, not dead

Just numb enough to keep working, consuming, and filling your head

Superiority isn’t something you ask for, beg for, or inherit

It’s something you bleed for, and then when the dust settles

You stand on the broken bones of the doubters like a goddamn colossus

I win by default, look around, do you see me struggling and bawling

Do you see me begging for validation from whatever half-literate crowd

Is circle-jerking under Instagram quotes and crying loud

Confusing arrogance for insight because they’re too dumb to tell the difference

I enter a room and the temperature drops because reality knows

Something greater just arrived, people are afraid they’ll see themselves, bro

And realize they’re built out of cardboard, I’m a goddamn continent

Everest isn’t tall enough for me, give me Olympus Mons and a fucking rocket to

Get there, I’m unreachable, being criticized by irrelevant meat sacks

That think their opinion matters, here’s the thing, your critique

Is like a fart in a wind tunnel, it’s completely lost to what I bring

 

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way

 

You ever seen someone throw a pebble at a tank and think they won, that’s you

That’s your whole life, it’s true, you know why they critique, because they’re fools

They dissect because they can’t create, keep scribbling, nerd

Product of performance, I know that I’m better, call it what you want, I heard

Them all, it all translates to you lose, the verdict’s already decided

The scoreboard follows my rules, it’s a power move when I commit a crime, bitch

You know you can’t be me, you’re not disgusted, you’re full of envy

They hype up the meek, but deep down, every peasant wants to kneel before a king

That’s why you obsess over any walking trainwreck with confidence

I don’t pander to your inferiority, I highlight it, you worship mediocrity

I’m not hiding behind false humility or pretending I’m just one of the crowd

Go ahead and judge me, call me a criminal, those labels don’t stick to me, clown

They slide off like bullets on Kevlar, because I’m not made of the same

Weak-ass atoms you are, you wish you could be like me in any way

 

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way

They’re tryna see who can bark the loudest

Calling themselves gods when all they’re doing is clownin’


But I don't walk into a room, I invade it, like Alexander the Great

My friends greet me, my enemies get out of the way