Hang it up (skit)

*phone rings*

C: bitch who's this?

J: it's

C: wait, forgot I dont give a fuck except to myself because I'm busy jacking off,

J: but

C: unless you got some lotion or really good midget porn I can listen to over the phone

You can go fuck your self.

J: wait!

*hangs up*

C: piece of shit

*moaning in background*

C: fuck now I gotta restart I missed half the fucking plot.

Those are some nice tits though, ironic actually, a midget with