GODS WIFI PASSWORD (DIVINE ERROR...

username: forgotten_son

password: marywasaframejob

security question: 'where did you lose your halo?'

I typed ' in your daughters bedroom' ACCESS DENIED

 

I phished the pearly gates with a trojan horse hymn

downloaded the ten commandments, they came as a zip file of lynch pins

god ddosed my prayers, server said 'try Again in purgatory'

now my soul buffers in 360p glory

 

my heavens just icloud for deleted angels

siri answers my prayers with ad placements for hell

I asked to restore my faith from backup

but the file corrupted the day cain clapped up