Dudley Boyz (quintuple entendre)

2 white girls tryna get some action with the captain

I told ‘em i could rock them boat, so lets get it crackin’ like the earth's core when i began rapping

I knew that i would be the Last man standing

From the very moment i heard multiple hands clapping

They couldn't even hold a candle to my matches

In fact, I could Light a fire underneath their asses

with a style so hot it's impossible to jack it,

Born winner, you can't learn to be me

Catch you on the news this evening from a 100 inch curving TV

Get Deserted easy, imma pull up to your mom and dad and Word it sweetly

Walking out the door she's yelling “eat me”

But she ain't meant it meanly

She was cheesing the second she seen me

I think she meant to relieve me

Your dad might find me in the bed catching some Z Z’s

Me the boys ain't sippin’ on average flavours

Throwing up red like, Please tell me thats the chaser

Anyone who had my back, pay you back later

Call me annihilator

Cuz Imma finish the job and call you an hour later

Just to tell you how i played ‘er

And she jus telling me copy that, shes an emulator

But I ain't ever liked her,

Disappear into thin air, like water vapor

Like i said, i'm a sailor

So when i tell her i swear, i'm really calling names up

So when i say yours, I jus scratch you off the paper

All these prom misses, i been flaking on misses

Like “fuck all them promises”, thats how i been on this shit

They claiming loyal, couldn't care cuz im a dog wit it

Same time single, i could fuck on y’all’s bitches

The only thing we share in common is the women

we trippin, like plentiful bong hits and sippin’,

Or falling into a dark pit from slipping,

On all this shit that keep our ricks from gripping