"Cruise Ship"

Goin' on a cruise ship stepping on the crew's ship,

Grabbing all my tools just to swoop up the crew's shit.

Figuring out who's who spit who kissed two lips with tulips,

When new news hit we're made aware of a nuisance.

Tearing at the seams of such a reckless scene,

Got two kids above the trash spewing up their kids' cuisines.

Pessimistic Optimistic makes no difference,

When I go fill my resume this won't fit for pre-requisites.

But to mess up with the betterment of men trying to work,

He's got a speech impediment I know he looks absurd.

But the man's trying to make an honest livin',

So I suggest handling him like a stove with an oven mitten.

Instead of huffin' and puffin' and always losing your patience,

Instead let's try to be vacant and don't tear up your reputation.

Cause in the end we're all trying to make best of an awful situation,

So if you care about keeping your job you'll ace it.

Somebody poured out their oatmeal clean up on aisle 6,

Make sure the old lady gets her quick fix adjusted to the right mix.

When stirring coffee with the right sticks pour sugar give it a nice kick,

Then go and get yourself a cup of ice after you go out and help Issac.