Toy Shop
• Written by Yung_Jack
Yung_Jack's Notes
Short parody of Candy Shop by 50 Cent and Olivia
Funny, and written for fun!
Yuh
Uh huh
So fun
I’ll take you to the toy shop
I’ll get you get the Superman
Keep goin’ kid, till you get joker (yo)
You can have it your way, which do you want
You gonna pay for it? Or will I have to?
Oh look, classics everywhere
Action figures, hot wheels, matchbox even
Am I dreamin’ is it true? Is that facts
Imma be spendin’ all my bands
Toy warehouse, bigger than a firehouse, bigger than Austin Theory’s mouth
Oh look, pretty birdhouse (get destroyed!)
The Miz, shut your pie hole
Imma be spending all the banknotes
On plush goats (baaaaaa)
Yeah I’m the goat,
I’ll take you to the toy shop
I’ll get you get the Superman
Keep goin’ kid, till you get joker (yo)
My bands, gone, spent on toy soldierssssssssss
Yeah, that’s right, comin’ home with a truck fulllll
My mom saying “that’s too much”
I’m saying “no it’s not!”
We’re having a big argument about toy soldierssss
She can’t appreciate my love for toys,
That’s her choice, atleast I got my homeboys
To hangout with at the toy shop
Oops, cannot forget
The toddlers, loving it here
But now, dem iPads, they made it bad for them
It’s mayhem with them temper tantrumsssssssssss
I’ll take you to the toy shop
I’ll get you get the Superman
Keep goin’ kid, till you get joker (yo)
Playing with toys
Playing with toys
Playing with toys
Playing with toys
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Yung_Jack
Member since December 13 2024