No valedictorian
• Written by Gatoradetears
(Verse 1)
I don’t want to.
Cry, cry, cry like a tissue.
Polar bears in an igloo.
Wash my dirty hair with shampoo.
You’re an ass, like a Baboon.
I waited for this moment forever.
I don’t care about the weather.
I want money, I want that cheddar.
These diamonds are wetter.
No Santa Clause letter.
He’s a fake, like most of you bitches.
You be a snake.
Bake a fucking cake.
(Chorus)
No valedictorian.
Graduation speech.
No valedictorian.
Graduation speech.
No valedictorian.
(Verse 2)
We are class of 2027.
Two more years, until adulthood.
Such a scary thought.
If you’re acting up, get swat.
Big boat, call it a Yacht.
So many ideas to think about.
I like to workout.
It relieves stress.
Fuck you, you’re a test.
Fuck you, you’re a pest.
I want icy jewelry.
I don’t fuck with foolery.
Fuck this puberty.
(Chorus)
No valedictorian.
Graduation speech.
No valedictorian.
Graduation speech.
No valedictorian.
(Verse 3)
Don’t like to talk.
Social anxiety.
Fuck this society.
Thoughts to myself, like a fucking diary.
Sometimes I can be lazy.
These people in class, are a bunch of dummies.
Think they know shit.
When it’s pretty obvious, that they don’t.
I feel like the G.O.A.T.
I’m not the goat though.
It’s pretty obvious.
I feel like a genius.
Sandwiches with no crust.
This is so fabulous.
