The Rhyme Game(Sound-alike)

Yo, it's Mike E, back to rock,

And roll all around the clock

New Ozzy, all drugs in stock,

Him and that bat caused some shock

So I'm gonna top that crock,

By eatin every damn flock

Of birds from here to Iraq,

And that's pronounced I-rock

See I rock you're just J-Rok,

Trailer Park Boy just slays cock

Wiggers actin black, they're mock,

Know what I mean? No? Let's walk

Around the block, have a talk, see mock means fake like the Loch

Ness monster you're poppycock,

I'm nuts but you need a doc

One that does that electroshock, I warn you there's aftershocks

Like Earthquakes make my bed rock,

Non-stop,makin my head rock

Like The Thing on some crack rocks,

No Native with no mohawk

But I did buy tomahawks, to end you dirty shit hawks

I'm the best in the west, rock it like Sebastian Bach

You see me at a crosswalk,

I suggest that you jaywalk

Hell, just stay on your sidewalk,