Houdini

[Intro: Eminem] hate nigger

Guess who's back, back again?

Peugeot's back, tell the gang

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back

(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)

(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)

 

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Well, look what's been revealed

(What?) A living fuckin' car with a rear seat

And it's pretty tall, yeah, about six feet

(Woah!) With many types, wanna defeat it

Talkin' bumper

Self drivin' got no driver, rainin' water, windshield wiper, and have different colors

Mercury Cougar, Dodge Challenger, y'all muscles

And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe

And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me

If I was to ever take a leave

It would be aspirin to break a feve

If I was to ask for Megan Thee

Stallion if she would collab with me

Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)

I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like chevrolet

 

[Chorus: Eminem]

Vroom vroom, the car goes

(What's like to be bigger) Talkin' to cars like a psycho

Vroom vroom, the car goes

(What's like to be nigger) Holy shit, that's a typo

 

[Verse 2: Eminem]

So I'm glad to be the classics

(Yeah) But a weird drunkard had driven me crazy

Big ass traffic, never did has ended, kill a sapient, fix my AC

Turned me into smiley face emoji

My tires clear and steers we are senti—

Ent but I will hit a BMW in the wheels with my fuckin' pistol M3

I just reached New York

And these things could talk

And if the cars can move on

Then can the damn moon walk (hehe)

So when I started this verse

It did start off light-hearted at first

But it feels like I'm targeted

Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed

Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed

And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in

When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when

I step up to that mic, cock it then

"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

[Chorus: Eminem]

Abra-abracadabra

(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh

Abra-abracadabra

(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh

 

[Bridge: Eminem]

Sometimes I wonder what my car would say

(If what?) If he could talk the way shit is today

(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay

(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?

 

[Verse 3: Eminem]

So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?

I'm a bigger prick than cacti be

And they didn't words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees

In the coupe leaning back my seat

Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's

In my "I hate niggers"

T-shirt walkin' parental advisory

My transgender cat's Siamese

Identifies as black, but acts Chinese

Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet

That even myself, I'm a danger too

I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

And say a few things or two to anger you

But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit

Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch

And I'll probably get shit for that

(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact

Fuck Ford, fuck Dodge, fuck Lincoln, fuck Coupe, fuck Sport, fuck my own car, it's dumb (Fuck 'em)

When pigs go fly, they got no rights

Got cock but, exhaust pipe, come and close trunk, cars saw plus caught us with their front lights

'Cause you're never gon' see me

Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like

[Chorus: Eminem]

Abra-abracadabra

(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh

Abra-abracadabra

(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh