MINECRAFT FREESTYLE P1

Ayy, yeah, uh, ayy, yeah, uh

Playin' Minecraft, need the diamonds to make a diamond pickaxe

I ain't wanna fall in lava, I just need to get back

Playin' all day, Netherite on my sword

Fuck that lil' bitch, uh, his life was cut short, uh

Minin' in a cave, had to press record

Scared of Herobrine, but I summon him 'cause I'm bored

Goin' to the Nether, away from keyboard

And you know Entity 303? Well, he's been ignored, yeah

Playin' Skyblock, yeah, bitch my block, uh

Bitches talkin' shit on servers, goin' to Bob's Burgers

All my rhymes be burners, all my rhymes cause murders

Fuck them goddamn workers, you know we observe her

We just some observers, usin' verbs and slurs-urs, yeah-yeah

Oh, shit, got banned from Hypixel

I have to make a new account, yeah

Half these hoes don't even got Paramount, yeah, yeah

I had to fight off a Drowned, had to push him to the ground

He made some stupid sounds, now his body never found

Fightin' zombies late at night, shoulda known the fire'd ignite

Summon' Herobrine, the lightning strike was bright

And you know Null doesn't fight, he bites, yeah

Had to go watch Dark Corners, yeah

Makin' up a new seed, bitches wanna do me

Got my own e-girlfriend, matchin' skins like Huey

Yeah, and this bitch want Gucci, absolutely

Goin' to the cinema to watch a movie, yeah

New Minecraft movie got me on the floor, dead

I shoulda known that this bitch want more head

Suicidal thoughts when I think of my old Xbox friends

Half of 'em never came back online, hope they ain't dead

Last online, 8 years ago, I just need some more bread

My first survival world from 9 years ago, what happened then?

I was up in my den, yeah

Had to tame a wolf (had to tame a wolf)

Named him Rudolph (named him Rudolph)

Big red nose, bitch, eat my balls, shit you say be false, yeah

I roam all these halls wit' my dogs, yeah

Had to find the Stronghold, baby, I'm girltose intolerant

And bitch you know we was playin' Minecraft Java

Fuck this lil' bitch and her papa

My room smell like I smoked marijuana

On the Xbox all day with shots of vodka

My mama walk in and she had to cause some drama

She said to go shower but I gotta take care of my Minecraft llama

Shit, that llama just spit on me! Switchin' genres

Fuck that bitch, you can't get with me or my mama

And honestly, we just do a lotta

Backstabbin', I gotta bring out the choppas

Modded Minecraft, added Quark, added Obama

And you know we makin' music, boppin' to a Jukebox

Before I fall in lava, yeah

I need string from a spider to make a wool bed

Half of 'em talk shit but boy, I see red

And most of these motherfuckers gettin' cold sweats

Can we put this on hold yet? Bitch, you know she give me cold head

Yeah, I'm doin' parkour, light a cigarette

Never even went to dinner yet

Mama screamin' at me to get off the internet

But I can't, playin' wit' my e-girls, did you think I'd forget?

Yeah, I went to the Nether, got Ancient Debris

Most of these hoes act so heavenly

And when I talk to God in Minecraft, he fucks with me mentally

Uh, yeah, gotta take a shower soon here, eventually

Uh, yeah, my friend came over, we playin' Minecraft like it's ecstasy

Mama walk in askin' if we need any food but bitch, this is destiny

Gotta play PVP, bitches up in jealousy

You know that we cannot be frenemies, uh, yeah

I did a 360, landed in the water bucket

Had to be like Dream and make a crafting table in mid-air

Uh, wait, how'd you get there?

 

(Now, we're going to talk about something very serious..)

(Like what? Like what?!)

(The degenerates of the Minecraft community..)

(Wait.. you mean-)

 

Fuck the pedophiles, the fuck you here for?

And honestly, I'ma kill these hoes 'til they can't hear more

And be aware 'cause I strike at the worst times

And you know that you finna die for the worst crime

Let's talk 'bout Lionmaker, groomin' Paige

The fuck is up with this shit? She was teenage

Not to mention he was like, what? 31! He engaged

In sexual acts and also posted a picture of Paige's

Let's not say it due to respects for Paige

But goddamn, he even tried to backtrack on stage

He got interviewed, tryna dodge the question

And let's not forget he never learned his lesson

He tried to say that it wasn't his intention

But bitch you posted a pic of an underage girl's rectum!

What the fuck? The fuck is up with these pedos?

I can't trust nobody, friends I can't keep close

Youtubers went from nice to pedos

I can't really take this shit no more, why can't they just leave, oh?

This shit we can't ignore, this shit we can't ignore

Bitch, I guess this is war, we finna go up like we Thor

If you a pedo, look out for when we roar

'Cause you finna die like never before!

 

Moving on from that, I had to go to the Aether

Cuttin' down trees as I destroy this nature

Build a farm, raid villages to get carrots

Most of 'em talkin' shit, I had to go and get the potatoes

Breedin' villagers and eruptin' these volcanos

And did I mention that I got 2 wolves

That'll kill you if I say so?

Did I also mention that these emeralds are my pesos?

Woke up in the morning, had to go mining

Had to find these shiny, shiny diamonds

When I find 'em all, you know they be shinin'

Found this gold, made Netherite, then got some iron

And then it start raining, went to bed, yeah

And most of 'em want diamonds and the bread, yeah

I got the hay from the villages, the iron golem dead, yeah

And fuck these hoes, make a mob farm, make 'em all see red, yeah

And honestly, I make an axe to chop down trees

Got the wood and got the G's, yeah

Got the M's, I got the keys, yeah

And hoes look at me like I'm a disease, yeah

I got the pickaxe and the pick I squeeze

And you know hoes been wantin' these

Got so much diamonds I do as I please

Watchin' Adventure Time, the forest with the bees

And you know I got cobblestone, e-girls on they knees

Doin' parkour even when it 100 degrees

I smoke Marlboro as the hoes just freeze

And you know this shit good like Febreze

Fuck these lil' hoes, yeah, got all these V's

And you know I'm in the mineshaft wit' double D's

So much cash on me, so much cash on me

Minecraft truly is the best game you'll ever see!