Dementia Donny

You were caught in the middle with Mueller and Giuliani

You huddled with Putin but crewed up with Bolton grimy


And you lied to the country and you were bettin on Sessions

Stressin while you flexin on Twitter tryna duck Pelosi's lessons

You were in the White House plotting with Kushner and Mnuchin

And dippin with DeVos while takin losses with no solution

You cozied up with Netanyahu but Kim Jong-un was watchin

You tried to play both sides but Stormy had you locked in

You flipped with Manafort and tripped up with Cohen and Flynn

You thought you could run the show but now Barr can’t win

You linked with Saudi's MBS and them claims went awry

Now you burn bridges, see the fall from Fauci's eye

You pulled from the Paris deal and then thought you could boast

You played to Fox News, while the climate’s becoming toast

You talked about tariffs with China on the line

Now the farmers in the Midwest are barely gettin by

You bragged about NAFTA and flipped it to USMCA

But folks from Detroit to Philly still ain’t gettin paid


Told em jobs would come back but the factories stayed closed

Then you went to golf at Doral while watchin numbers erode

You shook hands with Kim and thought you settled the beef

But missiles from North Korea still rattle the streets

You tried to block the FBI and Comey got the axe


Now you prayin to McConnell cause you tryna cover your tracks

You ignored Greta Thunberg while fires kept on spreadin

California burnin up but you remained deadened


You pulled from the WHO while the virus got thick

Now Cuomo cleaned it up while you ducked real quick

Puerto Rico got hit and Maria took its toll

But you threw paper towels now that’s the opposite of bold

Especially when you 
blame it on Obama, you could never fill his shoes

You have 
no plan for the people you just call everything fake news

You dodged that impeachment but you barely made it out

Ukraine on the line but that’s not what you’re about

You called up Zelensky and thought you'd pull a fast one

But Vindman caught receipts and now you wishin you’d run

From Manafort to Bannon your whole crew’s in the feds


Now you sweatin in Mar-a-Lago cause you can’t get ahead,

Talkin about fake news cause it makes you bend


Now it’s 2024 and this bullshit won’t end