Jay Sym- One Night Stand ( Offic...

(1st Verse)

When I was a uni fresher I lost a wallet when paying for whisky n cola

returned to my caravan cruiser to get some cheddar and not to lose her

Her name pretty Pixie fairly obsessed with her hair fixing

We kept drinking getting tipsy half hour later twiddling with her lipstick

6 seater- uber, 4 random nerds, cabbie looking like Freddie Kruger

He kept us busy, great storyteller, I downed my bottle of fizzy

have gone upstairs, fifth floor well ready for a cheeky quickie

she was gagging to chill n dance for me in private setting

I turned the key, opened front door got to my cozy condo

Flying clothes, she's pole dancing like Eve in sport Mazda

Few rounds of cardio, perfect stamina, I am scoring it like Ronaldo

She gave me a hug, ring stuck in her bag, wont be coming back though

I have plan B, Norwegian beauty, is driving to see me over

If impressive, she knows the score, spontaneous endeavour

have been accused of shallow nature and being bored easily

Girls in my life coming and going like flying frisbee

 

Chorus

 

They say man's absolute knob over the top ready to blow

Dont put me on the spot, dont take it wrong way not here to play

Nearly flaked on you, blocked you , defo wont be your best friend

Now here today , lets not mess it about, one night stand

 

(2nd Verse)

have been stabbed in the back many times pretty sure I am not the first

didnt faze me n seeing tiny exotic one with perky breast

My bredrin ask why I'm not bothered n give them another chance

dont take the piss, they into no strings attached as well as Only Fans

Them chicks precise like surgeons n tried to zone me as a friend

Early morning, drip packed in a bag, somewhere in Kent

I have commitment issues, elusive traits big credits to Central Cee

still searching I have not found yet the one to fix that for me

Friday night, staying in , grabbed a plate of nachos n tv flicker

spotted mixed race bird, albino dad, mama from South Africa

Mumsy kept saying to me look for the inside instead of superficial beauty

my eyes give the game away and focus on round n peachy booty

Mandem always behind me, still worried I am about to pass my prime

I have not said last word yet, clearly reflected in my flowing rhymes

My written content always sick n pending to be released

No disappointment, controversial, sweet sour like Chinese feast

 

Chorus

They say man's absolute knob over the top ready to blow

Dont put me on the spot, dont take it wrong way not here to play

Nearly flaked on you, blocked you , defo wont be your best friend

Now here today , gone tomorrow, one night stand