Econ Rap

ya, uh huh, make money

 

I'll take you to my econ class, i'll show you how to pass

It's as easy as 1 2 3, come in and just follow me

 

Better take notes cause this is a cheat sheet,

Ill teach you how to make more money

than Jordan Belford from Wall Street

You wanna drive to work in a mercedes benz?

just follow these easy simple steps

 

It all begins with the micro economics

Its not like ToK, you don't need to know ethics or logic

All you need to know is supply goes up foo

And demand goes down like cows, MOO

 

My teacher's name is mad cow cause his flows are so ill

He knows what to invest in before it goes downhill

Im the smartest in class just call me the king of econ

I invested money from Ontario to Yukon

 

I'll take you to my econ class, i'll show you how to pass

It's as easy as 1 2 3, come in and just follow me

 

My per capita GDP is bigger than your Nominal GDP

bamm! enter the ninja more money than a bar mitzvah

hold on to your cepas together we'll finish this task

take of the mask get out of the past you just got trashed

 

I ain't care about equality or transfer payments

Ya'll suckers can suck it this here is a free market

From CEO to CFO I bought a UFO

greeces economy is greasy like fieces

I come from an economic species

 

Now for the lorenz curve who deserves half the reserves

Getting on my nerves as I observe the economy

my number one enemy is the hippie known as the NDP

so why would you try and swindle me

 

Now all we do (all we do), is get sevens ( get sevens)

We help the world (help the world), just for me and you (you)

 

I'll take you to my econ class, i'll show you how to pass

It's as easy as 1 2 3, come in and just follow me