the roast duck song

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,

 

And he said to the man, running the stand

 

"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any bombs?"

 

The man said "No, why would i sell that.

 

Bro you are a fucking twat.

 

Only lemonade sold alright?"

 

The duck said "goodbye Mr bright."

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

'Till the very next day...

 

Bum bum ba dum ba dum

 

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,

 

And he said to the man running da stand.

 

"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any gun?"

 

The man said "yo mate,you wanna die?'

 

I'll happily make you into a duck pie

 

So get the fuck away from me

 

The duck said "with glee"

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

'Till the very next day...

 

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

 

When the duck walked up to da lemonade stand,

 

And he said to the man running the stand.

 

Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?

 

The man said "can you read you blind duck'

 

It reads lemonade you fuck

 

You need to get your eye's checked

 

The duck said "ha you get decked?"

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

'Till the very next day...

 

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

 

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

 

And he said to the man running the stand,

 

Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any toys?

 

The man said "are you high duck?'

 

did you smoke some weed and cocaine or some shit

 

you need a therapy help

 

The duck said "yelp!"

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

'Till the very next day...

 

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

 

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,

 

And he said to the man running the stand,

 

"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grenades?"

 

"why do you want grenades?"

 

"i dont know?"

 

"i don't understand your flow?"

 

"bro you are a lame person bro.

 

and i hope you burn in hell"

 

Bum bum bum, bum bum bum

 

But the man just stopped, then he started to shout

 

He started to shout, he punched the duck for a while

 

He said "Come on, Duck! fight me like a man then for annoying me so much

 

i'll completely destroy you filthy duck

 

the man puched the duck so hard that it started have a bleeding brain damage

 

ha ha ha,i win loser

 

And the duck said "uh,why you hit me?'

 

you kept on asking random shit which i have no clue what you are talking about

 

so what man,you are very direspectful and hope you die in a fire

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle

 

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle!