Humorous

 

Yo what’s up everybody?

You already know me, your favorite Rappad whiteboy

I got some humor for the boys

If you’re a girl you can listen too

But I must warn the boys this is strictly me and you

You may not spit anything out of your mouth

I may not be from the south

However I can kick you (pow) with a roundabout

But anyway let’s get goin before our time runs out

 

A room full of Mexicans will be called prison by a racist

But that racist is in the line at Starbucks

Ordering that caramel macchiato

with the misspelled motherfucking name

 

Why can’t communism be allowed if it can maintain equality year round

Sure Hitler used it but we still paint on a fucking canvas

And if things that Hitler did were so bad

Then why are Austrian painters still allowed?

 

Also I would just like to shout

That the biggest example of karma was rejecting Hitler from art school

Hahaha! Cracker must thought he was so cool

But that motherfucker gone and went boom!

 

Why are these motherfuckers still listening to pop music in 2024

I mean after taking into consideration the amount of hatred

Cuz like Tay Tay ain’t really that good

She’s just another white hoe

A hoe who’s gone through too many damn relationships to count on my fucking hands and toes

And no matter how much she hates to admit it

She’s just with Travis Kelce for a big dick

Hell he probably gets made fun of in the locker room

For tryna be this Starbucks drinker’s groom

And I wanna admit this, her songs are catchy but don’t let it be a compliment

When I listen to fucking “Love Story” or “Welcome to NY” I fucking wanna shit

Cause these songs really are not it and I wanna fuckin announce it so the bitches at school can finally shut their plastic asses up

At least Travis Kielce passes the 666 test if you know what I mean

6 feet, 6 figures and a half-foot meat!

 

Hahahahahaha

 

And once again I would like to complain about some fucking hoes

Why are there fucking Barbie doll lookin asses basically stripping online?

Like, you do know the club is the real place for prostitutes?

Although I would absolutely fuck you

But the size of your ass isn’t a fucking compliment you stupid piece of pollution

With the size of yo as you ain’t even allowed at nude beach with all that plastic

And why are they always so bad at math?

Like, the only thing they can calculate is a smash or pass

The only rating I would give em on a scale of one to ten would be ten or more by just a little bit…

Wait, you didn’t know I was talking about the tits?

Plus if you want 6 inches just buy a fucking dildo because at this point your legally trash

And if I saw someone on the side of the road jerking to a water bottle you can bet I’d have some questions

Basically the same thing in this scenario

Also don’t fucking call me “whiteboy”

I don’t wanna hear it, especially from a sex toy!

 

Yeah yeah

 

And one thing to the son of a bitches who where a ski mask to high school

The fuck you think you are, cracker?

The mask doesn’t make you a southsider dumbass!

And they think they can rap but the hell they can’t

They just start googling some lines before somebody asks! yeah

 

Also to the white crackers out there pretending that theyre black… are you even straight?

Like at this point you’ll be on Piers Morgan’s fucking TV show if you keep tryna change you goddamn race

 

And to the hoes and whores who dated in middle school

Why the fuck do you even think that’s cool?

If you’ve already fucked a chick then thats really not good

Like crackers probably smoke in the locker room too

 

But ay, it’s all a joke man

Unless you dated in middle school, like hot Cheetos, like Taylor Swift, pretend to be black, or pretend to be from Atlanta

If that’s true there’s something I wanna say to all of ya

Fucking go touch a blade of grass before your daddy comes in and smacks your tiny fucking asses

 

Aight see ya, now I promise this time