It's a plant
• Written by SirBillHates
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If you leave your potatos in a dark place for too long they will sprout and find their way to the light.
I suck at rap I can't deny I'm really crap.
I got challenged by a pro and knew it was a trap.
So I said go on and rap come on lets see those lips flap.
So I went down to the store as he failed to shut his trap.
Late that night he was asleep in his bed as he rested his head.
Mate I raped his now fertile behind and planted my seed.
Some months later the potato has sprouted from his asshole.
Shooting out leaves all over the place growing toward their goal.
He walked down the block passed a guy doing some gardening.
Had his head cut off when he was mistaken for a hedge.
If you better watch your ass next time you're in bed.
Else you'll be well overdue and headed to be beheaded.
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SirBillHates
Member since April 1 2024