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Welcome to the realm of Marijuanasoft,
Where haze clouds the air, and dreams are lost.
 
 
Marijuanasoft's tech, shrouded in haze,
Games falter under its daze.
Xbox lies and Windows' plight,
Updates spam, an endless fight.
Antitrust shadows, scandals brew,
Marijuanasoft's reign, a foggy view.
Employees lost in a cloud of smoke,
Productivity choked, dreams broke.
 
 
Marijuanasoft, where's the code?
Tech's journey, on a winding road.
From layoffs to the Cosby suite,
Ruined games and failed pursuits.
 
 
Halo's glory dimmed, Banjo's fall,
Scalebound's fate, answered with a call.
Layoffs stack, studios mourn,
Toys for Bob, Bethesda, all torn.
Windows vista, 8, and the Kinect’s plight,
Marijuanasoft's blunders, a painful sight.
Cosby Suite scandal, a tarnished name,
Marijuanasoft's empire, goes up in flame.
 
 
Starfield's whispers, PlayStation’s delight,
Marijuanasoft cries, oh what a sight. (Ad lib: "Wah!")
Jealousy’s grip, a spoiled child’s game,
Tech giants clash, but who’s to blame?
 
 
Marijuanasoft, where's the code?
Tech's odyssey, down a winding road.
From layoffs to the Cosby suite,
Ruined games and failed pursuits.
 
 
Move out of Washington, where it all began,
In 2012, when the high took its stand.
Not all states share their love for the leaf,
Marijuanasoft’s favorite plant, brought them grief.
Perhaps in Texas or Utah, they'll find a new home, (Ad lib: "Happy trails suckers!")
Where the air is clearer, and they can freely roam. (Ad lib: "Nah nah nah nah nah!")
But in states less green, their future is bleak,
Their reputation tarnished, with every critique.
 
 
Marijuanasoft, where's the code?
Tech's odyssey, down a winding road.
From layoffs to the Cosby suite,
Ruined games and failed pursuits.
 
 
As the beat fades out, we see the end,
Marijuanasoft’s tale, around the bend.
That’s what you get for smoking weed every day, (Ad lib: "Every day!")
Marijuanasoft, it's time to pay. (Ad lib: "Pay!")

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