Metroid Prime

• Written by Anonymous

Everyday i find the time
to startup the gamecube and play metroid prime
 
I wanna go back to a earlier time
where we'd sit in my room and take fat bong rips
and we'd get hard from Samus's polygon tits
 
Im a fucking chozo
listen up fucking bozo
lick my nuts
in super smash
ill kick your ass
faster than i can smoke a bowl
Mario party 6 it your roll
ill use the ocrania to travel in time
so for the rest of my lyfe i can play metroid prime
 
I made skull kid my bitch
i have never met a terrible fate
i am rupee rich
tho i always find time to masturbaute
and if i dont
right A down right A down
ill remove zeldas gown
so shes naked wearing only a crown
polygon tits
ya
polygon tits
thats my shit
ya polygon tits
id lick links bitches clit
make her scream then i skeet on her tits
 
Metroid Prime
that pussy is mine
pound the bitch samus
shoot laser shit
take a fat hit
fuck space pirates
im a tyrant
dont be violent
rated t for titty fucking bitch
some violence and use of drugs
i found a glitch that makes you rich
swimming in rupees and shit
smoking the green
drinking the lean
im a machine
i cant die
im fucking high
lets play gamecube
get off porn tube
gather round the tv
take a hit of lsd
lets get fucked up
 
 
Game Over

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