Time Is Money

Time is money when you're stuck up in foreign lands

And get bombarded by Russians to help your mans

You must be out of your mind to ever do to hands

Or else time is money, in the evil tan

 

I left for a vacation thinking I would come back to a new nation

I was wrong, I was lied, all while my brain wasn't racing

It was relaxing, the new maniac is acting

Three day weekend in every country possible

One day off for a concert of rock n roll

We dead listening to Chuck Berry on the flight (Johnny!)

And then I had to show them plane waitresses what was right (Owwy!)

Ooh, I feel like Glowy from twenty seventeen

Twenty-four seven, and I'm in the Grenadines

Time is money when you don't have a paid job

You don't listen to no one when your albums flop

I was making this album just for fun, thought no one would hear it

Now I'm sending the LP off to the hot singles chart, you feel it

Now at Psycho LP, you have to one-ear it

Or else you be chopped by SynthWest and death-steer it

 

Time is money when you're stuck up in foreign lands

And get bombarded by Russians to help your mans

You must be out of your mind to ever do to hands

Or else time is money, in the evil tan

 

So much happening with these accents, now I'm back and

I miss one day of this, now I know what's happ'nin'

Watching everything and copying it down in my blue notebook

While on things, I spotted a blue dove, look

I could speak with more passion to get people laughing

But I don't care about it, I guess people better without it

And now if you excuse me, please don't cry and pout and

You might not like this album, so leave around and

I'm losing potential audiences here, that's fine, oh

I have so much blue oceans, it turns lemons to lime, oh

It's purple 'cause I blew on her DMs that she read

And I'm green now 'cause some kid wet the bed

With a blew matress, you sit on me and pout

But no one should be complaining, I'm doing things about now

So if you didn't like stuff in the first verse, well I'm the third worse

And represent the unheard birds (burst!)

 

Time is money when you're stuck up in foreign lands

And get bombarded by Russians to help your mans

You must be out of your mind to ever do to hands

Or else time is money, in the evil tan