L-C - chapter:37 - raining icicl...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
Intro
Witchdoctor talking
Well done moses im very impressed.
This looks like christmas planet.
Its not motherfucking' snowing.
Its raining god damn icicles!!
And im sensing the other half of the planet is lava.
Meaning it will rain blue white fire balls.
But other than this..
We should be able to make it..
Moses talking
Im sure theres a time escalater at the end of this planet.
This should take us to more planets.
We need to explore them all.
Im looking for these alien warriors home globe!!
Witchdoctor talking
Remember moses.
You need every single upgrade before you mofo' go.
Its too dangerous until you're at 100 %.
Otherwise you'll suffer a slow painful death (avoid this!!)
Moses talking
Yeah yeah, whatever.
I suppose you're right.
If only i had the power to defeat boredom.
Nothin' will surpass the motherfuckin' west side!!
Chorus
From raining icicles (raining icicles)
The floor being thick ice (thick ice)
Really fuckin' slippery (fuckin' slippery)
To raining fireballs (raining fireballs)
The floor is basically lava (basically lava)
I can see the thick magma (the thick magma)
Creatures with solid armour (solid armour)
Stabproof or fireproof (stabproof or fireproof)
Adapting to the weather (to the weather)
From being heavy to light as a feather (light as a feather)
]Part:1 - raining icicles]( . )
It was so motherfuckin' freezing on this planet
It was basically raining icicles that looked very sharp
Clearly the creatures here have very thick armour
Obviously it would've pierced right through them
So they must have some very solid protection
It looks like theres snow people creatures ahead
There throwing different sized snowballs at me
Unlucky for them there kept on fucking missing
A couple of lucky shots that slowed me down
But apparently this mission wasn't so risky
Part:2 - heading towards a devil looking gate
The icicles rained in different areas for 5 seconds each
Giving me enough time out-manoeuvre them quite easy
Although there was a few close encounters
I managed to avoid them without taking any damage
Hoping that thor is genuinely looking after my family
Only a couple of cuts and bruises on my arms & legs
It wasn't exactly anything mofo' serious though
We was heading towards this devil looking gate
It was so mother fucking' huge and scary looking
Lookin' like steam was rising above a massive wall y'all
Chorus
From raining icicles (raining icicles)
The floor being thick ice (thick ice)
Really fuckin' slippery (fuckin' slippery)
To raining fireballs (raining fireballs)
The floor is basically lava (basically lava)
I can see the thick magma (the thick magma)
Creatures with solid armour (solid armour)
Stabproof or fireproof (stabproof or fireproof)
Adapting to the weather (to the weather)
From being heavy to light as a feather (light as a feather)
Part:3 - walking on lava,
I accidentally fell straight onto my god damn face
Doing this stupid crazy but brilliant fuckin' back flip
Surrounded by nothin' but really hot magma
Feeling the pain but still somehow coping & standing
My feet was still managing to keep on walking
It felt like my whole body was motherfucking' glowing
Somehow not dead with my skin transforming red
With nothing but scary thoughts inside of my head
I was basically motherfuckin' walking on lava
Thinkin' damn this adventure is a "..crazy..mother..fucker..!!"
Part:4 - raining motherfuckin' lava fireballs!!
The clouds was basically thick clouds of volcanic smoke
It was motherfuckin' raining lava kinda' fireballs
Clearly these creatures around here are fireproof
Its only got beyond boiling hot oceans nearby
Luckily the fireballs was afew metres apart
Its not like it was just piling up in just one spot
When this half human alien & half dragon appears
Huge like the hulk but taller like king kong or godzilla
Shaped like a hulk strongman with a bigger frame
"Guess im gon' fight this thing..?!" (i better up my game!!)
Chorus
From raining icicles (raining icicles)
The floor being thick ice (thick ice)
Really fuckin' slippery (fuckin' slippery)
To raining fireballs (raining fireballs)
The floor is basically lava (basically lava)
I can see the thick magma (the thick magma)
Creatures with solid armour (solid armour)
Stabproof or fireproof (stabproof or fireproof)
Adapting to the weather (to the weather)
From being heavy to light as a feather (light as a feather)
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