L-C - chapter:25 - the witch doc...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
Intro
Basim talking
Ok we're nearly here.
Just keep on walking.
Only abit more climbing.
You can do this shit!!
Moses talking
Wait what is this place..?
Is that a magical treehouse?
It wasn't here then it was here..
What magic witchcraft is this..?!
Witchdoctor appears in magical smoke
The witchdoctor walks towards them
Witchdoctor talking
If you're here then i can heal you..
I'm afraid I'm out of magical potions.
Unless of course you wish to seek it..
Otherwise its a waste of time (go find my magic!!)
Chorus - witchdoctor (voice)
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
We finally arrived at the doctors house
Only to find out this was a magical tree
Obviously some sort of black dark magic
Then out of a motherfucking' puff of smoke (poof!)
Out pops this evil looking yet genuine witch
Apparently she's out of her healing potions
So i gotta find her some items to do this (uh-yeah)
Still recovering i clearly had to rest afew days
Although i still had to travel with a severe injury
Now its time for another motherfuckin' journey!!
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
Part:1 - arriving at the magical treehouse
We finally arrived after dying for a fuckin' shit
Maybe she'll have somethin' for piles for miles
Its not like there was any toilets around to use
Just pissing on a living breathing tree (its just me)
Since adam & eve was born free without money
Just take a look at the world right now (don't bow)
They can't even figure out a cute to treat cancer
We should have scans every month just incase
Remove the cancerous cells early before spreading
Wait i thought you was the doctor motherfucker?!
Part:2 - on the witchdoctors orders
They had the wrong supplies or none as usual
So i had to go rest before taking a fuckin' look
Why the fuck do i have to do basically everything?
I'm sick of tight fisted bastards controling things
There so fuckin' useless & dumb as (FUCK!!)
Its like they just let too many people suffer & die
Is there any point asking bricks fuckin' (WHY?!)
Theres so many things i still need to fuckin' do
Self education is obviously the best way (ANYDAY!)
I'm sick of putting motherfuckin' faith into (YOU!!)
Chorus - witchdoctor (voice)
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
We finally arrived at the doctors house
Only to find out this was a magical tree
Obviously some sort of black dark magic
Then out of a motherfucking' puff of smoke (poof!)
Out pops this evil looking yet genuine witch
Apparently she's out of her healing potions
So i gotta find her some items to do this (uh-yeah)
Still recovering i clearly had to rest afew days
Although i still had to travel with a severe injury
Now its time for another motherfuckin' journey!!
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
Part:3 - climbing things thats crumbling
Although vikings are no longer setting fire to houses
Its like I'm constantly walking burning bridges
How could a human set fire to the god damn rain?
None of you horrible bitches can feel my (PAIN!!)
All the buildings are motherfucking' (CRUMBLING!)
Not to mention trying to crack this concrete chin
More like amir glass about to motherfuckin' smash
You khant motherfuckin' touch me (I'LL WIN!)
Even though the odds are clearly always against me
Don't fuck with me'.. (I'M A FUCKIN' ASSASSIN!!)
Part:4 - time to go back
Now I've figured out this dark motherfuckin' magic
With just a lil touch of the right ingredients
You'll see my power spiral (OUT OF CONTROL!!)
I'm not a failure at my job (a waste of space)
I just love being the real me (I WANNA BE FREE!!)
Yeah thats right learn motherfuckin' (WEST SIDE!)
You scummy creatures can't forever hide
Damn these buildings are hard to climb thesedays
Mayn i need get back to this damn witchdoctor
If you fail me I'll just slay the ("..MOTHER..FUCKER!!)
Chorus - witchdoctor (voice)
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
We finally arrived at the doctors house
Only to find out this was a magical tree
Obviously some sort of black dark magic
Then out of a motherfucking' puff of smoke (poof!)
Out pops this evil looking yet genuine witch
Apparently she's out of her healing potions
So i gotta find her some items to do this (uh-yeah)
Still recovering i clearly had to rest afew days
Although i still had to travel with a severe injury
Now its time for another motherfuckin' journey!!
Witchdoctor laughing
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
BOO-YA!! (BOO-YA!!)
Witchdoctor laughing
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