The L-C - walk the plank (NEW di...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
From finding michael jackson inside of my lego box (lego box),
To finding out tupac shakur is really akil the MC (akil the MC)
So whatever happened after P diddy raped & killed biggie? (raped & killed biggie?)
Hahaha who shot ya then you fat mother f****r? (mother f****r)
You'll only diss me by my actual name when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Order me a dissarano with coke without no ice cube (with no ice cube)
Feel the warmth coming from the beat like a b***h on heat (a b***h on heat)
I'll show you a real pirate you shady little rat (you shady little rat)
RRRR "now go picture hayley naked daddy & have a good wank (have a good wank)
Lyrics like a tank you'll be walkin' the "mother f****n' plank!!" (walkin' the mother f****n' plank)
The modern era has my mind all over the place
Sometimes i feel like my bones have been reorganized
Like my neck is at the side of my mother f****n' a**hole
Just farting into my nose or some s**t like this
Listening to the so called greatest rapper of modern times
Always trying to make me laugh & way too become friendly
The shipwreck song was f****n' trash by the way
I'll finish my assassins creed song soon as possible
Show you how it's really done otherwise run with a gun
I could do with some ancient physical medi-evil torture
Snap my bones straight back into the right place
Stretch my arms until you hear my shoulders go pop
I need to escape these f****n' hotels at the moment
Don't ever go to travelodge because there all shady b*****s
You can tell by the cowardly references & bulls**t
Threatening to ring the police like usual
The ones doing nothing about these gangs
Yet there claiming there doing everything
76 cops for 1 skinny guy kinda' says it all really doesn't it y'all?
From finding michael jackson inside of my lego box (lego box),
To finding out tupac shakur is really akil the MC (akil the MC)
So whatever happened after P diddy raped & killed biggie? (raped & killed biggie?)
Hahaha who shot ya then you fat mother f****r? (mother f****r)
You'll only diss me by my actual name when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Order me a dissarano with coke without no ice cube (with no ice cube)
Feel the warmth coming from the beat like a b***h on heat (a b***h on heat)
I'll show you a real pirate you shady little rat (you shady little rat)
RRRR "now go picture hayley naked daddy & have a good wank (have a good wank)
Lyrics like a tank you'll be walkin' the "mother f****n' plank!!" (walkin' the mother f****n' plank)
It's like 6 tyrannosaurus-rex's just for 1 fred flinstone
Does it take 75 to gangbang a youth before you kill them?
We know the truth about the riots in france
The nice police officer wants to go bam bam
But ignore the forceful orders from the mofo' popo
All they ever do is sit behind a desk checking out devices
Hoping to get lucky finding certain pictures of children
Looking for new peadophiles to go through indecent images
It looks like greggs might forgive our criminal past
So come buy a pasty and don't be mother f****n' nasty
Even a disabled autistic spastic like me can give you a pie
It doesn't take a genius unless you're a little shy
My sausage roll is a preferable option though
I just don't like being overpowered by a forcing raping hoe
I'm too scared incase that badge beats me up
But it's fine I've been beating myself for ages now
Fearing for my life over newspapers & the abusive internet
Mayn shady ain't shipwrecked on no island for f**k sake
He's too busy suckin' off 50 for a cent yummy like a fruitcake
From finding michael jackson inside of my lego box (lego box),
To finding out tupac shakur is really akil the MC (akil the MC)
So whatever happened after P diddy raped & killed biggie? (raped & killed biggie?)
Hahaha who shot ya then you fat mother f****r? (mother f****r)
You'll only diss me by my actual name when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Order me a dissarano with coke without no ice cube (with no ice cube)
Feel the warmth coming from the beat like a b***h on heat (a b***h on heat)
I'll show you a real pirate you shady little rat (you shady little rat)
RRRR "now go picture hayley naked daddy & have a good wank (have a good wank)
Lyrics like a tank you'll be walkin' the "mother f****n' plank!!" (walkin' the mother f****n' plank)
Watch that attitude mr curtis the new michael jackson
Before spongebob slaps you with a mofo' lethal injection
Full of HIV similar to the one suge knight gave easy E
Killing him with his aid infested condom he bought from JB
I don't want you're mother f****n' body either homie
F**k his fans calving his name onto there arms ("we love you justin!!")
Whatever happened to you're G unit anyway? (don't get shot again)
It's like you abandoned a real version of power rangers
Like when whacko jacko had that action figure surgery
Let's all build an army of shady mother f****n' terminators
I've played with many celebrities as a kid to be honest
It's not gay stripping off barbies clothes as a boy
It's even gay-er playing with plastic little men
Toys R us & smiths superstores need shutting down
Either doctor X dre operating on tupacs autopsy
Just to find out he's actually still alive afterall
I used to love eminem until i found out he was queer-o-sexual
So i hope you know i ripped all the pictures off the wall
Mayn i don't even need a chorus (ask my homie snoopy doggy)
Then again don't go barking up the wrong tree "homie"
From finding michael jackson inside of my lego box (lego box),
To finding out tupac shakur is really akil the MC (akil the MC)
So whatever happened after P diddy raped & killed biggie? (raped & killed biggie?)
Hahaha who shot ya then you fat mother f****r? (mother f****r)
You'll only diss me by my actual name when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Order me a dissarano with coke without no ice cube (with no ice cube)
Feel the warmth coming from the beat like a b***h on heat (a b***h on heat)
I'll show you a real pirate you shady little rat (you shady little rat)
RRRR "now go picture hayley naked daddy & have a good wank (have a good wank)
Lyrics like a tank you'll be walkin' the "mother f****n' plank!!" (walkin' the mother f****n' plank)
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the-lyrical-cannibal
Member since May 20 2022