Vegan Teacher DISS PT. 2 (ft. K....

Kadie Karen, I can't believe you even found a lover

 

Cuz your racist ass lost it's color

 

And what's for supper? Pigs!

 

Porkchop basically, fuck shit!

 

I stopped breathing looking at your body

 

To be honest you're weak and shit's about to get rocky

 

I know Kung Fu, and I'm young too

 

You're not a young fool, you're something I want to undo

 

Ooh, yeah, you in Denny's

 

I'm at McDonald's, I'm ready

 

You're as skinny as a pretzel stick rods

 

And you never beat the odds

 

And I done many threats

 

And I want 'em dead

 

Death wishes against you

 

And I wish I had never knew you

 

And to be honest, you prolly watch Betty Boop or something

 

Your ass turned to nothing

 

All these bitches likin' tech

 

You a nerd fasho yes

 

Wearin' them glasses, yeah

 

Lots of asses, yeah

 

Vegan Teacher is the one who likes to envy me

 

Bitches, I'm MVP, and you're my enemy

 

Dickheads are apart of your family

 

Hoes die, what a tragedy

 

I don't care anyway, that's reality

 

Actin' like James Charles, calling people, "Sis"

 

This is the, this is the

 

Mother

 

Fucking

 

Vegan

 

Teacher

 

Diss!

 

Let's be true here

 

We want you to disappear

 

We don't want you to reappear

 

I've been thru the oceans of the Pacific

 

Need your pacifier? Go get it

 

You're a crazy lady

 

Who acts like a baby

 

And guess what you're almost seventy

 

I got your identity

 

And you won't be president anytime soon

 

Bet you don't even know who sings, "Talking to the Moon"

 

Bruno Mars of course

 

Looking at the stars, for sure

 

And potentially one day you'll cry an ocean

 

Drown the whole world and we gotta bottle up your tears like potions

 

Angry as fuck, got a couple Yen

 

You act like you're fucking ten

 

Oh, then again, I don't blame ya

 

You're family are a bunch of lame-ya's

 

I got two shawties with me and some thotties

 

Put ya on hold cuz I'm talking to a hottie

 

Messaging on Discord, joining new servers

 

Bitches are my workers

 

And why you on my turf?

 

I got tricks up my sleeve and mostly my shirt

 

Ooh, eat a healthy smoothie

 

My wife got big boobies

 

Gotta this 6-pack

 

Kidnap you in my cadilliac

 

Ain't gonna be vegan no way

 

You can just leave me alone today!

 

I won't forget nothing

 

No shit, you ain't something

 

"My journey is fascinating"

Well bitch I just made a painting

 

Of you cuz you're ugly

 

You're so fugly

 

Ooh, you're injuries will be fatal

 

Bitches gonna turn the tables

 

Undertale Sans, I got the world in my hands

 

Wearin' Vans, Xans, nobody gives a damn

 

Ooh, I'm allergic to people like you, allergic, allergic

 

People I worship are my wife cuz that's who I worship

 

I'd take back your birth, I don't take back my words

 

I hope you feel hurt Vegan Teacher, so lemme spit this verse

 

Playing Roblox, you ass old as John Knox

 

Leave you on rocks, old ass Bob Fosse

 

Minecraft, mineshaft, bitches you like that?

 

Bitches gon' die fast, the ice cracked, hoes gonna find people to strike at

 

Flamingo, flaming Flamingo, bitches, oh, I don't think so

 

Karen Kadie heart's sink though

 

I ain't gonna die hell no

 

I don't wish you well no

 

I'ma throw my pain at you bro

 

Hope you realize you're an issue oh

 

I'm in Bloxburg, paid 5 robux for that shirt

 

Hoes tryna fact check, bitches wearin' a plaid shirt

 

Fact check, bitches tryna get that check

 

Bitches, have you attacked yet?

 

Ooh, yeah, who's doing this?

It's me, I'm using it, and you're losing it

 

Vegan Teacher loves starting drama

 

Shoot her ass due to trauma

 

And thanks to my gang, she's dead now

 

And I put her head into the ground

 

I'm flaming, enraged

 

She needs to be put on chains

 

Flaming, money I'm taking

 

Hope you die, fasho, you suck at baking

 

Eat 20000 Taki's, this is K. Alan

 

K.

 

K.

 

K.

 

K.

 

K. Alan!

 

It's K. Alan out here, NBA

 

Playing all day even on vacay

 

Playing basketball, basketball

 

Hoes love alcohol

 

And Vegan Teacher needs to be 6 feet deep

 

I'ma send her my feet, bitch it's 2023

 

Covid-19, bitches in a new episode

 

Playing songs on the radio

 

And I'ma put a microscope, my gang smokin' dope

 

Nope nope nope not gon' be vegan nope nope nope

 

For a moment, long ago, you weren't famous

 

Now you are, but in a bad way, you're making me impatient

 

None of these hoes wanna change

 

Including you Karen Kadie like go away

 

And BENOFTHEWEEK hates you, accept it, okay?

 

You can find someone else to torture, comrade

 

You ain't my comrade need some knee pads young lad

 

We ain't mad we ain't sad, going at Kallmekris

 

I'm all in this shit, you should be thrown in a pit

 

Here's a deal, get real

 

I'ma go Max Mayfield

 

Stranger things, sadness you bring

 

You can't even sing or do anything

 

My life was changed since you came

 

I started eating many more candycanes

 

Gettin' fat because of that

 

Lost some weight when you got deleted and started to rap

 

My parents always told me I'd be a superstar

 

Still starting out, ain't getting far

 

Karen Kadie gon' get ran over with my Mercedes

 

Ferrari daily maybe you're boutta be in your eighties

 

Ferrari like Pikachu, it's yellow like Pikachu

 

Bitches in North Korea, I'll send you there too

 

Ooh, pick and choose, fuck North Korea

 

We love South Korea, we ain't American, what's a corn tortilla?

 

I'm German, Vegan Teacher's house gon' be burning

 

And she never stops being determined to hurt a person

 

If I'm being honest, writing songs is my life

 

This is the

 

Vegan

 

Teacher

 

Diss

 

Aight!