The L-C - final destination 1 (c...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
Intro
Welcome all y'all, this is the UK's 1st big mission
These 4 astronauts here, right by my side
Jenny, milo, jakey & sophie, have all passed the test
Here's a new rocket, built by the british space agency
The goal is to reach mars, nicely and very safely
Zero casualties as possible, to get some samples
Bring back anything' useful, fight to survive
They'll be fine, enough oxygen, food, drinks, beds & toilets
So remember becarefull, I'm trusting you people right now
Please stay alive, now a round of applause all y'all!!!
Part-1
It all started one day, on december the 25th (2023)
My cousin billy-bob, he works as a astronaut
At the british space agency, he was really intelligent
Never knew anything, just a genius on space
He was being weird, clumsy nearly all day
Slipped over 3 times, he nearly got hit by a random car too
Good job i was there, grabbing him just in time
Apparently he's busy, setting up a mission to mars
But i had a horrible feeling, seeing different visions
It was like doing a mother fuckin' million piece puzzle
But no this felt bad, maybe I'm just losing my shit innit?
He went to press a button, but nothing happened
Ok it was getting crazy, things was abit freaky
Something was wrong, i could just feel this shit
But things was going ok, i decided go for a walk
Sensing weird things, starting to get really creepy
I sensed someone, a tall lanky black guy
Blue jeans with a black leather jacket, also sun glasses too
Looking like terminator, this has to be my mind
This can't be true, until a similar guy walks past
Gets hit by a car & dies, ok maybe this is the real deal
Chorus
Ay up guys (just hop in the ride)
Would you prefer a UFO? (you prefer a UFO?)
How about a pirate ship? (a pirate ship?)
Ok heres a jet ski (wait, what?)
Ok I'm confused (what do you fuckin' mean, no?!)
Oh c'mon homie (c'mon homie)
Just jump on the roller coaster taxi (the rollercoaster taxi)
Strap yourself in tightly (strap yourself in tightly)
Enjoy the ride all y'all (I'm glad you finally accepted)
Honour my invitation (you arrived at you're final destination)
Part-2
The astronauts boarded the ship, about to take off
I heard the rocket engines, saw it taking off into the sky
Everything seemed ok, no evil bloody visions
I sat back to relax, so far so good i suppose
Until it happened again, some girl Inside of a cafe
Something is wrong, something about a car
Just rampaging everywhere, smash through some glass
Oh no i gotta go, i have to try and save her
But where is the cafe?, wait a van full of food
It says something, "delivered fresh to miami cafe"
I know this place, it's just around the corner
Oh look it's over there, i can see a huge sign
I've gotta hurry up, i don't know how much time i have
Oh shit look over there, some dickhead near a car
Looking all pissed up, getting behind the wheel
Oh fuck this shit, i swear that this car has to be it
No I'm too late, she just got splattered everywhere
Blood all over the place, i had a guilty look on my face
Blaming myself for everything, but this is new to me
"GOD DAMN IT!!", i gotta go back to the space agency
Chorus
Ay up guys (just hop in the ride)
Would you prefer a UFO? (you prefer a UFO?)
How about a pirate ship? (a pirate ship?)
Ok heres a jet ski (wait, what?)
Ok I'm confused (what do you fuckin' mean, no?!)
Oh c'mon homie (c'mon homie)
Just jump on the roller coaster taxi (the rollercoaster taxi)
Strap yourself in tightly (strap yourself in tightly)
Enjoy the ride all y'all (I'm glad you finally accepted)
Honour my invitation (you arrived at you're final destination)
Part-3
Getting more visions, seeing people die right Infront of me
It was scary, absolutely fuckin' terrifying
What's gon' happen next?, "fuck, why did i even ask?!"
Oh no wait, what the fuck is that over there?
Nah it's just me, i thought it was part of the rocket
Hold on a moment, shit i think it actually is
Apparently there already in space, there all completely fine
Nothing to worry about, it's gon' be ok right?
I'm seeing a fuel leak, this is the spare cord
But nobody is listening, so focused on mars all y'all
Although you have to be, he wasn't paying attention
One mistake up there, it's gon' go very badly
I'm sensing danger, something big is going down
Wait, no, it, it just can't be, there arguing in the space station
Things are heating up, wait, oh shit, no, one of them smokes
Nobody else knows it, sophie keeps this a secret
She's got a lighter, oh no that leaking pipe
No-one payed attention, it's looking like death is coming
This is all weird, seeing these things before they happen
This?, just crazy, c'mon, "THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!"
Chorus
Ay up guys (just hop in the ride)
Would you prefer a UFO? (you prefer a UFO?)
How about a pirate ship? (a pirate ship?)
Ok heres a jet ski (wait, what?)
Ok I'm confused (what do you fuckin' mean, no?!)
Oh c'mon homie (c'mon homie)
Just jump on the roller coaster taxi (the rollercoaster taxi)
Strap yourself in tightly (strap yourself in tightly)
Enjoy the ride all y'all (I'm glad you finally accepted)
Honour my invitation (you arrived at you're final destination)
Part-4
Apparently things went wrong, jenny went into space
No astronaut suit, walking out stupidly all possessed
Just being controlled, by some force of nature
Ended up dying, theres nothing anybody could do
Then jakey went asleep, but never woke up
Blood all over the place, he stole sophies lighter & a cig
The poor guy, he didn't even see this coming
Everybody screamed, the rocket was on fire
Noticing a gas leak, dropping the clip lighter in his sleep
Falling on paper, inches away from the pouring gas all y'all
It already caught on fire, the whole rocket blew up
Looking into the sky, seeing a huge explosion
Pieces of it flying down, hitting people on the ground
Massacred loads of people, causing loads of crashes
People goin' wild, everythin' was just chaos
Until i woke up, i realized i was just dreaming
Maybe it's a sign, i gotta warn everybody
Something is happening, cancel this dangerous mission
But how though?, i have to convince them
Saving there lifes, by simply remembering every fuckin' vision
Chorus
Ay up guys (just hop in the ride)
Would you prefer a UFO? (you prefer a UFO?)
How about a pirate ship? (a pirate ship?)
Ok heres a jet ski (wait, what?)
Ok I'm confused (what do you fuckin' mean, no?!)
Oh c'mon homie (c'mon homie)
Just jump on the roller coaster taxi (the rollercoaster taxi)
Strap yourself in tightly (strap yourself in tightly)
Enjoy the ride all y'all (I'm glad you finally accepted)
Honour my invitation (you arrived at you're final destination)
Outtro
Look i know this sounds crazy, oh please just believe me
But trust me on this guys, this mission will go wrong
Many people is gon' die, look you gotta listen
We need to go, aiyo just fuckin' trust me on it
I'm seeing a vision, oh shit we need to run rreeaall qquuiicckk
I'll explain later ok, oh my mother fuckin' god
Look I'm sorry but..., will you please just shut the fuck up?
We don't have time, it's gonna happen any minute
You need to hurry up, please just trust me everybody
Right thank you, stop the mother fuckin' mission all y'all!
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the-lyrical-cannibal
Member since May 20 2022