Lost in Space

Yo, the n. a. s. a. picked me to be their astronaut,

Fly up to the moon to collect some astro rocks,

Before I left, they had a departing party,

Bad bitches on my dick, callin' it Mr. Hardy,

Champagne and jazz music for my rising stardom,

"Rocket engines, Mr. J, it's time to start em",

Turn em on and now my seat is thrummin',

I'm here now, theres no turnin back or runnin',

My space vessel rumbles and starts rising,

Mind, body, and soul way up in the horizon,

Lots of computer monitors and control switches,

Still they ain't as complicated as most bitches,

Me and my ship leavin' the entire world behind,

Me and my ship leavin' my limits in the sky,

1976, can't believe I'm doin' this,

Glad mama kept me on check, made me go to school n shit,

'Bout 3 days later, I reached my destination,

Landing on the moon is an amazing sensation,

Didn't realize I had landed on some sharp rocks,

When I saw the fuel leaking, I felt my heart stop,

"Ok MJ, don't panic,"

Fuck man, I'm 252 thousand miles from my planet,

Hopped back on board, tried to contact Earth,

All I got was static, I cried like I was barely birthed,

Told my self it must be background radiation,

Who was I kidding, not built for celestial navigation,

Several days passed, and nobody came,

Couldn't get a signal and I was out of food mayne,

Started to go delirious from my hunger,

Went lookin' for the moon man, never acted dumber,

Loosin' oxygen, my body got number and number,

My walk on the moon turned into a lumber,

Which then eventually turned into a crawl,

Tried to walk, but I tripped and started to sprawl

Don't know how I tripped, but I started to fall,

"Fuck man, they need some handrails on the wall",

When my mask connected with the moon, it shattered,

My lungs imploded, and nothing really mattered,

In my final seconds, I wondered if there was a heaven,

When I was close to death, I felt a presence,

God held out his hand and took me away,

Remeber lookin' down at the moon thinking "that is my grave"...