No Wonder
• Written by Wolf_Quan
Recording:View Fullscreen
Lyrics:
No wonder the snatch is a flower
'Cause I got the seed, and I'm 'bout to go plow her
The birds and the bees, I'm makin' it shower
'Cause her name is Spring, and I'm 'bout to deflower
I'm 'bout to devour 'cause she a snack
I got the munchies, I'm hungry for vag
My tummy is rumbling, my balls she can catch
'Cause she's such a tease that I'm swinging my bat
I got a strike, but I won't go out
'Cause I'm playing bowling with all of my doubts
I'm knockin' 'em down like it's a door
When ICE is around or like it's a floor
Up high that's unsound, yeah, I'm makin' her howl
She may be a chick, but she isn't a fowl
I say I'm a lobo with blood on my jowl
'Cause I'm 'bout as hard as the bone in her mouth, baculum
She's suckin' me dry like she’s Dracula
She love it alright, she said, "After lunch,
We can fuck like hyenas in Africa."
All these onlookers I'm speeding past
I just want all the sugar, so I can crash
Always midnight on this boulevard
I'm banking A pluses like report cards
Yeah, I do this for show
I give her my ticket, I'm in the front row
I'm watchin' her dance, she's watchin' me throw
All of these bands, a lotta c-notes
But this ain't a club, and this ain't a hoe
She is the sovereign queen of my home
'Cause she make me grow but not in the terms of my dick
It's in terms of my mind and my soul
I’m so elevated, rocket boost when I’m hella jaded
I can do anything ‘cause she demonstrated
When I make it, motherfuckers be devastated
‘Cause I went in the booth and I detonated
I am the teacher, don’t lecture me
Rudimentary lessons in melodies
You in detention unless I say otherwise
I outclass you like a school day’s ending beep
I pronounce you dead like a spelling bee
No doubt my pen’ll sting if you step on me
You better buzz off, Benson, like your hair is all cut off
I’m not your Kenneth ‘cause my honey’s sweet
Back to rhyming words like referee
‘Cause I’m the MVP, you’re not benching me
I say I’m like a mouse ‘cause I’m getting cheese
Infesting every house, your ex’s bed’ll squeak
You’re not ahead of me, not alphabetically
Even if your testes resemble the letter B
You’re just accessory like you’re sold separately
You fall so hard that you’ll break through a trampoline
Yeah, I got that king energy,
I’m just a transgression with integrity
I’m dubbing all of these bitches hermaphrodites
‘Cause I’m givin’ these pussies vasectomies
For me, sex is like chest compressions
‘Cause I’m givin' life after I left you breathless
EpiPen-ed ya, so much of a heartthrob your heart stopped
I'm a cop ‘cause your chest arrested
