the L-C - the vampirreee pirrrrate

there's a legend about a vampire pirate, he goes by 2 names only, "the ocean dracula" or "count drac the pirate", he sailed the seas through the daytime, getting drunk on pirrrrate rrrrrum, telling stories about mythical islands, full of all these different myth like creatures, telling tales about the world sea serpent, plus he was also a vampire bat whenever it's dark, flying through the stormy skies every single night

we raided other boats in the arrrea, playing chess on the mofo' sea, sailing around looking for treasurrrre, seeking a very rare blood diamond, making everrry motherrrrr fuckerrrrr fear his name, nobody messed with our mother fucking crew, otherwise lemme tell you a short darrrrk story, it starts with rope then walking the plank, but first the captain wiil desperately need to feed, it's always fun & good watching him drain you're blood

he's probably collected over millions in treasure, but his journey isn't over yet, not until he finds his dracula jewel, somewhere deep below the sea, in the middle of a cave in some mysterious bat island, slaughtering whoever got in his way, but overall he was a really genuine guy, the best captain a pirrrrate could have, he always looked after everyone of his crew, but if you ever crossed the line with him then god help you

he kept prisoners below the deck, guards was always fucking patrolling, you couldn't hide anything from this guy, just by looking into you're eyes, he just knew when he heard lies, dressed half pirrrrate & half count dracula, gazing with his vampirrrrre eye patch, giving you the look of death, smelling the firery rum on his mofo' breath, taking a bite out if you then grabbing a mother fucking swird to put straight through you're mother fucking chest