Pack Bible 2.7

 

You a real life fortnite chararcter nigga when someone kills you everything you own just gon float above yo body and niggas gon come pick it up nigga

 

 

Yo mother grounded you because you put yo bed sheets around yo 50 inch 4K Roku TV nigga

 

Nigga you walked into a chinese resturant and the cashier politely asked you to change yo skin color boy

 

Ass nigga DenisDaily sent you a friend request on roblox and then he blocked you because you kept following him in his adopt me servers nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Yo dumb ass knew you had photosinsitive epilepsy so you flickered a flash light at yo left eye ball and you had a seizure on top of the key at a basketball court nigga they picked you up and threw you to the grass to continue they game cuz they didn't give a fuck about you nigga

 

Nigga you ran an olympic race and tripped over a nacho cheese doritos bag and split yo scalp open and yo brains splattered far enough to reach the finish line and you won the race nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga yo principal got emotional during a speach for all the freshmans boy, and he started loud micing the audience to get his point accross nigga 3/4th of the audience walked out that bitch with hearing loss and ear barotrauma symptoms boy you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga you was in a star wars roleplay game on roblox boy, and an administrator banned you because you was roleplaying as Darth Vadar with a Jedi outft on nigga you dumb as fuck

 

That was ass nigga ya father raised you in an arabian desert boy you made a living by training camals how to moon-walk nigga you stupid as fuck

 

Nigga ya mom was known back in 2018 because she was the best stripper in VRChat boy she used to give discounts for her lapdances to whoever had the most expensive VR headset nigga you stupid as fuck

 

Nigga that's why yo grandma gave you a life lesson on alcohol abuse boy, because she caught you having a hangover inside of a bouncy house nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga you tried to recreate the meatloaf from Johnny Test for a youtube video and got 674 dislikes because you made them watch all 2 hours of the cooking process nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga you met H2ODelirious in a GTA 5 Online server and he gave you a free farrari because he felt bad that you died to a padestrian nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga you was number 1 on the leaderboard in a agario server and got tricksplit by the TYT clan nigga you stupid as shit

 

No nigga you ran away from home yesterday evening and got chased around yo neighborhood by an armadillo boy you stupid as fuck

 

That was ass nigga ya great great grandfather starred as the main antagonist in the Michael myers movie in 1981 boy you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga you was cutting yo toe nails and you was on the last toe and yo clippers broke cuz yo toe nails got level 10 strength nigga

 

 

Uhuh nigga that's why you got pulled over by the police because the smell of cannabis was coming off yo tires nigga

 

Yo dumb ass got a gun for the first time and starting holdin that shit like you was death the kid from soul eater nigga be pulling the trigger with his pinkie finger boy you ugly as fuck

 

Leafy is here made a reaction video to you doing the ice bucket challenge and he called you a weirdo and when you seen the video you suffocated yoself with syrup nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Wanna know how to father died? That dumb ass nigga was an astronaunt and he forgot to put his space helmet on before stepping on the moon and he suffocated from a lack of oxygen nigga ya father dumb as fuck

 

Yo dumb ass shot up yo highschool because the lunch lady didn't put pepporoni's on yo pizza nigga you dumb as fuck

 

Nigga yo dumb ass use a jumpshot when you bowling nigga you stupid as fuck boy

 

Nigga you put make-up on yo dick to make yo shit look like it got veins on it boy you ugly as fuck

 

Shut up nigga you got bullied in highschool boy, so you joined Dr. EggMan to try and eradicate the entire planet and then yo stupid ass got defeated by Ben 10, dumb ass boy