Zonkers

Snortin morphine off her uterus

I'll ride my fucking girl home, after she get through with us

we finished Titanic, yeah I found it humerous

goons to a gobin, motherfucker what are you to us?

 

you need to burn someone, I wish you woulda thought of us

kidnap a bitch blindfolded, let's keep it anonymous

she a thick bitch, I ain't talkin hippopotamus

before she calls the cops, I slit her goddamn esophagus

 

Get awards, first place, I'm an illustrator

stairs are taking way too long, I'll take the fuckin elevator

too bad the shits dead, I better get my generator

get your kids attention, throw skittles in the incinerator

 

Damn...

 

All I want for christmas, is yo bitch on my hit list

she better have apologized, I hate her fuckin lipstick

the bitch sent me pictures, need to get my fuckin print fixed

3 things she want, and it's me, my dick, some chips and whippets

 

The only thing I look forward to is Doris

look forward to the chorus, cause my torrents anamorphous

please enjoy my portraits, they're absolutely gorgeous

and fuck a triceratops, i'm a brontosaurus

 

I'm at the club, yeah she thinks a nigga workin late

then I see her on the pole, naked while she twerk n shake

Well, now I have the perks of being single

hunnet eighty, now lets mingle

fuck me up now, where'd the drinks go?

 

Paws

 

Your ass'll get beat, best believe im packin heat

Sauce from macaroni, you actin phony? I'm spazzin' homie

time to blow it, grab C4 and fuckin strap it on me

Your raps bologna, well at least thats what the dragons told me

 

Stop actin sloppy, I got a shotty and know karate

your nazi's cocky, I'll murder him at my fuckin party

store the body in a portapotty, snort some oxy

I'm pourin' coffee on foreign hotties, they're poor and probably

 

Selling pussy for mortgaged property, bad economy

say "bitch, im through", then I walk outside her doorway

staying with these bitches aint my forte, or my policy

come back, and give her honesty, "thank you for the foreplay"

 

She blows a little kiss, then she says 'I'll see you soon'

I don't like that attitude, why was shawty actin rude?

just forget it, but remember all these bars I'm spittin

I can't remember, the cars had anasthesia in it

 

I take a minute to recollect my thoughts again

and when it's processed, I'm back here where fuckin @u$t!n lives

Then I admit it, bitch I really did forget it, shit

then slip into some dark, and when I fall, I hear my pops come in

 

I'm in a place, I thin-- oh yeah, it's called a coma

what's that aroma? it explodes, a fuckin trashed diploma

I splash the mocha, then do some yoga and get pneumonia

at least I passed the quota, smashed the cobra, fast, it's over

 

I tag the motor, stash the coke in laughin supernovas

this giraffe is claustrophobic, fuckin hoes with bloody noses

then hide the coke smell with mangled cotten candy roses

my class explodes, what's left is shattered glass and battered hoes

 

"Quick!" the teacher yells, "We better call an ambulance"

here comes the school nurse, just to hand the students bandages

and then the pigs come, inspect the other campuses

check footage from the cameras, then inspect the fuckin damages