was4Rap-cypher...

*start rapping when song starts* rap fast, be done by 2:40 ish

 

dude approached me, Yo hold up I know....I know what?

this motherfucker got a look in eyes

Eh YO duck or get bucked, you're gettin mugged!

damn motherfucker.. I said I just had a few drinks, can barely speak

Im almost knocked cold, feel the heat, sweats in my feet,

jordans couldnt give me lift, i stood caught in the mist

stuck behind a barrel, drunk as fuck, couldnt breathe

and I got a perpetrator yelling in my stoned face, drunk shift faced

"GET YOUR ASS NEXT TO THE WALL AND FACE THE PIT MAYNE"

you're gonna get pistol whipped if you dont listen again

Alright alright, here take my cash leave me alone

I didnt mean to go out on a limb

"SHUT THE FUK UP OR YOU GON BLEED

ill have nine bullets going through chin

"you built like 50 cent,

so ill make sure them bullets hit your skull

light up ln my line of fire like a brimstone, a flint from my gun

open brains like shaq breaking rims son see this tims?

Ima shove my foot up your ass if you speak again,

now get on the floor and empty those pockets friend

I want to see green benjamins and wheres your cellphone?

Ima need that, a visa, and that weed I smell off you holmes

What kinda drunk high motherfucker runs the train

this late by myself

look at all this shit im copping, you like a foundation of wealth

yes im a robber you drunk fuck, now listen up,

drop your clothes, take off your belt, undress slow,

its only cuz you're drunk and clumsy

and i want your nice clothes

all that versace you wearing gon give me a nice street glow

good thing you shit faced, if you had the nerve to run

i woulda dropped you, clipped you quick like

 

oh shit,

this Shit Face just fainted, did he really pass out?

is he sick like? *cough*errrm bluuurrrr, this fuckin cash cow

must have spent all his cash in the bar, hes burbling,

he looks worse wow

maybe hes frightened, hes purging, hes eating his words

*Kick, stomp*

here let me help you with that stomach,

its a quick pump

rip, crack, i think his ribs snapped, hes chokin, theres a lump

in his throat

I think his thyroid moved sideways

Ima take that fresh coat,

you should give me your will, I could take the rest from the bank

better me, than the bank stealing the rest of your bank notes

****And then the robber took off while i lay nude

in my fresh underwear, what ensued then

was a 911 call from a bystander,

maybe id survive to see my friends,

 

prayers answered.

 

EMS arrived, thank god i survived,

they moved me up

and hit me with a shot of adrenaline, took a few hours, i loosened up

it was rough, said my heart-beat stopped,

had to dose me with a few drugs,

opened my neck with surgery, cut open, flesh torn and tugged

damn robbers no cops, only thugs,

these streets give you infamy, when you dress incredibly

you get robbed, die or get a second chance,

thank my soul didnt leave long

good thing didnt run, too drunk from the coke and the rum

mixed my drinks and stumbled across the street into the subway

faced with a gun, weapon held up, hold up son

Semi-auto

looked more like a deagal, chrome,

robbing me, more like a movie sequel, bad to bones.