Cypher Freestyle (Alien Invasion)

I step in, get buckets like the old Jeremy Lin, so evil even the devil won't

accept my sin.

People ask where I came from, I tell 'em not to be so dumb, I come from a

bumb of a parent who tried to kill me with their thumb

When I was little I saw bright lights, deadly fights and many dead whites

And I swear I was never so gifted, In came this space ship and I was lifted

Got my brain opened up I swear these aliens were committed while I was

constricted, I was twisted and tilted and now my life is scripted

Like Lil Wayne I am now a Martian but unlike him I'm not a failed abortion

I'm a rapper but more like the King James Version, American standard Version

Me and all my homies are taking over, chillin on mars like the rover,

Lucky but we don't need a clover

We gonna take over Earth, Save only the ones it's worth, Make people scream

Like they giving birth, So amazing you'd look past Jesus and his rebirth.

 

The Intro coming at you like a spaceship, Dippin in like a tortilla chip,

Future so bright like the vegas strip, it's your girls pants I unzip.

So real you know I'm the deal, Got the track spinning like a wheel

Go downtown get girls like I gotta reel, so hood I make a hooded seal.

Looking at this site I see some people I wanna bite which I just might and

I'd find a lot of delight in it doing it in broad daylight

Call that Luiz Suarez, an animal I is

More like a monster on steroids, make that corticosteriods

Shooting lasers like an alien

I love my girl like you love a guy named Waylon

Like a rat you're just looking for a way in.

I'm a Loony Toon that's worse than Bugs Bunny

you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey

people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummy's

and these rappers aint comedians but they whack drops are funny

and yo I'll never crank a Superman cause I never bought a comic

every time I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit

I'm a lyricist|| watch out cause all the queers get hit

them dudes doing stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearing this

so get Sonic and knuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts

I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up