Don't mess with me!

When you see me I be walki'n down the halls, jumping off the walls, whoever steps in front of me they always seem to fall.

I be slaying them noobs ,my top hat is shining oferall they be dressing up as ugly cats be screeching like a son of a bitch.

They be so dumb they be chasin balls, I trick them and suffercate them with my overalls.

So, don't mess with me Im the best guy there could ever be, ugly karens be going "REEE".

So not be a dumbass and mess with me, or you'll get a beti'n!