Wanna be a rapper

A wanna be a rapper but am far too lazy with it

a prefer sitting at home smoking weed than writing lyrics

Rather buck birds, get high have a laugh

like other day am with this bird whos pretty fat,

We smoking weed round ma gaff

shes not the best looking n proper shit crack

Only thing i'm interested in is her gash

Take her upstairs, fuck her, call a taxi, bye lass

 

A wanna be rapper but a don't put no effort in

a prefer sitting at home tripping balls on mescaline

Rather buck birds get high have a laugh

find some slag and empty ma ball sack

Ad probably pay for sex if a wasn't strapped for cash

so i gotta work extra harder to pull birds to bring back

It's all drugs, fun, partying and gash

upstairs, bang, bang, taxi, bye lass

 

A wanna be a rapper but i ain't got no blueprint

am a broke gonna be rapper who's skint

Rather buck birds get high than all that

Am only young once and that's a fact

al live to the fullest n grow grass

smoke the grass then grow more grass

It's all drugs, fun, partying and gash

Growing grass to grow grass to make cash

 

A wanna be a rapper but a don't have the dedication

Am too young, dumb and impatient

Rather buck birds get high than all that

party till a fall down face flat

Al life how a want to live smoking grass

Working my own work with no tax

It's all drugs fun, partying and gash

growing grass to sell grass, to buy gash