BUILDING BLUEPRINT
Next level lyrical insight is a moment away.
Lyrical Analysis of...
BITCH BOI (da kinG Diss Track) (John Adams Rapping Parody)
- BITCH BOI (da kinG Diss Track) (John Adams Rapping Parody)
- BITCH BOI Big John (da kinG Diss Track)
- (John Adams Rapping Parody)
- Set on May 7, 1789, the day after da kinG dropped COPIUM
- Verse 1(Start of beat):
- I’d like to start off by telling “dA kInG” that he fuckin’ forgot his schizophrenia meds.
- I can tell he mental not just ‘cause he tryna step to us but I’m pretty sure [Thomas Gage for 2 years already been dead.](Thomas Gage died on April 2, 1787. This diss track is set in September 8, 1789)
- But I’ll help him meet his fuck buddy in hell when I pop him, I’ll make sure he doesn’t see the hospital bed.
- Washington said we finna make him braindead, I’m not certain about that ‘cuz he’s already a fuckin’ sped.
- This dumbass call himself da king, but I’m thinkin’ more da peasant.
- He was runnin’ his mouth, so I robbed and threw out his plastic chains and flexed my real ones like a fuckin’ [pendant.](Worn on the neck)
- His crew of fuck bois tried to ambush us, we a [daycare the way we slept ‘em all](A huge part of daycares are ‘nap time’) then took care of them leavin’ no remnants.
- This peasant prolly loves making gay jokes, but tell him don’t act like he ain’t almost got that homeless guy pregnant.
- This mothafucka ain’t special or tough, even fuckin’ Alvin The Chipmunk could have that pussy killed.
- Like, let’s not forget this bitch ass fucker got pressed in broad daylight by a 5’4 suburban office worker named Bill.
- And let’s not act like I got the time for you bitch ass either, I gotta find a new home ‘cause my old one stuffed with hunnid bills.
- It’s ironic he’s mentally slow, but he got stuck on George’s bitch ‘cuz [he ain’t know how to pull, kinda like Tyreek Hill.](Tyreek Hill is rumored to have at least 11 kids with 5 different women. I also say it’s ‘ironic’ da kinG is ‘slow’ because Tyreek Hill is one the fastest active NFL players)
- This mothafucka titled his song ‘COPIUM’, that’s his favorite under the counter drug.
- This lil’ bitch’s greatest achievement was pressin’ a 4 year old in a Roblox VC, he is not a real thug.
- I just saw him get approached by a private school kid named Bartholomew, good chance he’s gettin’ mugged.
- Imma pack this fucka and send him back to [Hoover ‘cause damn, does he fuckin’ suck.](Hoover is a vacuum company, and vacuums ‘suck’ up dust or debris)
- Chorus(1:25):
- We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
- We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
- Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
- Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
- Verse 2(1:50):
- Ay, we gon’ put you out your misery and have you take a hunnid pills, and a ticket for a bullet train to the abyss.
- I’ll write out your death while you watch in horror like I’m [Stephen King, leave you dazed in the mist.](Stephen King was a horror novel writer, and one of those novels was The Mist)
- Even my intellectually disabled marksman could shoot better than you, I could be the air and you’d still fuckin’ miss.
- I don’t have shit handed to me, I produce the tools to kill you, call me [DJ Khaled ‘cause all I fuckin’ do is win.](DJ Khaled has a song called ‘All I Do Is Win’)
- Besides, I’m sick of this bastard thinkin’ he’s the second coming of Christ, I’ll have his bitch ass institutionalized.
- Yeah, you know I run my town, I got the coke decriminalised.
- I generated a Sora video of this bitch swattin’ a fly and his lil’ bitch ass fuckin’ apologized.
- Yeah, you a lil’ bitch, lookin’ goofy like a Roblox stitch and we want you to know your stupidity doesn’t go unrecognized.
- And we also want you to know that you’re such a fuckin’ dumbass we made it okay to mock the mentally disabled.
- [You ain’t church going, you ain’t even ever heard of the Bible, I’ll point the cane’s red dot and I’m able.](The Bible is a Christian text, and most churches practice Christinaity. I say ‘cane’s red dot’ because guns disguised as walking canes but in addition cane=cain, and Cain and Abel were the first two sons of Adam and Eve)
- Like, quit blamin’ everyone that ain’t yourself, it ain’t our fault your stupidity was enabled.
- [Imma pick up the rock and leave you truly braindead, don’t fuck around is the moral, like a fuckin’ Aesop fable.](Throwing the rock at his head which could cause a concussion or brain injury. The ‘moral’ part refers to an Aesop fable, which always have morals, but also refers to Aesop Rock, an American rapper)
- Yeah, the .9’s right here, lately it’s been sufferin’ from starvation.
- [Again, quit actin’ like you’re holy, we all know you don't know the meaning of salvation.](Slight church scheme, with holy and salvation)
- Keep talkin’ shit, I’m more than willing to pull up to your house’s location.
- ‘Cause fuck you, your dumbass Loyalist buffoons, and for not [representing us and still puttin’ us through’ taxation.](Taxation without Representation)
- Chorus(3:02):
- We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
- We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
- Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
- Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
- We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
- We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
- Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
- Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
- Outro(3:28):
- Yeah, bitch, fuck you and your pathetic and depressing life.
- You have no friends, no family, no faithful partner, you’re addicted to Clash Royale and for fuck’s sake you’re pushing 51, just give it up, old fuck.
- Back Then Recordz, mothafuckas.
- (End at 3:51)
What is a Blueprint?
A blueprint is like a report card for your lyrics. It contains a lyrical breakdown and analysis of all the words, syllables, and rhymes in your song.
Learn More >