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  1. BITCH BOI (da kinG Diss Track) (John Adams Rapping Parody)
  2. BITCH BOI Big John (da kinG Diss Track)
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  4. (John Adams Rapping Parody)
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  6. Set on May 7, 1789, the day after da kinG dropped COPIUM
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  8. Verse 1(Start of beat):
  9. I’d like to start off by telling “dA kInG” that he fuckin’ forgot his schizophrenia meds.
  10. I can tell he mental not just ‘cause he tryna step to us but I’m pretty sure [Thomas Gage for 2 years already been dead.](Thomas Gage died on April 2, 1787. This diss track is set in September 8, 1789)
  11. But I’ll help him meet his fuck buddy in hell when I pop him, I’ll make sure he doesn’t see the hospital bed.
  12. Washington said we finna make him braindead, I’m not certain about that ‘cuz he’s already a fuckin’ sped.
  13. This dumbass call himself da king, but I’m thinkin’ more da peasant.
  14. He was runnin’ his mouth, so I robbed and threw out his plastic chains and flexed my real ones like a fuckin’ [pendant.](Worn on the neck)
  15. His crew of fuck bois tried to ambush us, we a [daycare the way we slept ‘em all](A huge part of daycares are ‘nap time’) then took care of them leavin’ no remnants.
  16. This peasant prolly loves making gay jokes, but tell him don’t act like he ain’t almost got that homeless guy pregnant.
  17. This mothafucka ain’t special or tough, even fuckin’ Alvin The Chipmunk could have that pussy killed.
  18. Like, let’s not forget this bitch ass fucker got pressed in broad daylight by a 5’4 suburban office worker named Bill.
  19. And let’s not act like I got the time for you bitch ass either, I gotta find a new home ‘cause my old one stuffed with hunnid bills.
  20. It’s ironic he’s mentally slow, but he got stuck on George’s bitch ‘cuz [he ain’t know how to pull, kinda like Tyreek Hill.](Tyreek Hill is rumored to have at least 11 kids with 5 different women. I also say it’s ‘ironic’ da kinG is ‘slow’ because Tyreek Hill is one the fastest active NFL players)
  21. This mothafucka titled his song ‘COPIUM’, that’s his favorite under the counter drug.
  22. This lil’ bitch’s greatest achievement was pressin’ a 4 year old in a Roblox VC, he is not a real thug.
  23. I just saw him get approached by a private school kid named Bartholomew, good chance he’s gettin’ mugged.
  24. Imma pack this fucka and send him back to [Hoover ‘cause damn, does he fuckin’ suck.](Hoover is a vacuum company, and vacuums ‘suck’ up dust or debris)
  25. Chorus(1:25):
  26. We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
  27. We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
  28. Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
  29. Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
  30. Verse 2(1:50):
  31. Ay, we gon’ put you out your misery and have you take a hunnid pills, and a ticket for a bullet train to the abyss.
  32. I’ll write out your death while you watch in horror like I’m [Stephen King, leave you dazed in the mist.](Stephen King was a horror novel writer, and one of those novels was The Mist)
  33. Even my intellectually disabled marksman could shoot better than you, I could be the air and you’d still fuckin’ miss.
  34. I don’t have shit handed to me, I produce the tools to kill you, call me [DJ Khaled ‘cause all I fuckin’ do is win.](DJ Khaled has a song called ‘All I Do Is Win’)
  35. Besides, I’m sick of this bastard thinkin’ he’s the second coming of Christ, I’ll have his bitch ass institutionalized.
  36. Yeah, you know I run my town, I got the coke decriminalised.
  37. I generated a Sora video of this bitch swattin’ a fly and his lil’ bitch ass fuckin’ apologized.
  38. Yeah, you a lil’ bitch, lookin’ goofy like a Roblox stitch and we want you to know your stupidity doesn’t go unrecognized.
  39. And we also want you to know that you’re such a fuckin’ dumbass we made it okay to mock the mentally disabled.
  40. [You ain’t church going, you ain’t even ever heard of the Bible, I’ll point the cane’s red dot and I’m able.](The Bible is a Christian text, and most churches practice Christinaity. I say ‘cane’s red dot’ because guns disguised as walking canes but in addition cane=cain, and Cain and Abel were the first two sons of Adam and Eve)
  41. Like, quit blamin’ everyone that ain’t yourself, it ain’t our fault your stupidity was enabled.
  42. [Imma pick up the rock and leave you truly braindead, don’t fuck around is the moral, like a fuckin’ Aesop fable.](Throwing the rock at his head which could cause a concussion or brain injury. The ‘moral’ part refers to an Aesop fable, which always have morals, but also refers to Aesop Rock, an American rapper)
  43. Yeah, the .9’s right here, lately it’s been sufferin’ from starvation.
  44. [Again, quit actin’ like you’re holy, we all know you don't know the meaning of salvation.](Slight church scheme, with holy and salvation)
  45. Keep talkin’ shit, I’m more than willing to pull up to your house’s location.
  46. ‘Cause fuck you, your dumbass Loyalist buffoons, and for not [representing us and still puttin’ us through’ taxation.](Taxation without Representation)
  47. Chorus(3:02):
  48. We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
  49. We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
  50. Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
  51. Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
  52. We gon’ pull up on this peasant and pop him like a balloon then he’ll fold, that’s a bitch boi.
  53. We the big dawgs here, and we devour lil’ pups like you, pup boi.
  54. Yo raps ‘bout as real as your skils, they fake as fuck, kinda like a fuck boi.
  55. Yeah, yo mother was always takin’ dudes that weren’t your dad home and takin’ it, that’s a sad boi.
  56. Outro(3:28):
  57. Yeah, bitch, fuck you and your pathetic and depressing life.
  58. You have no friends, no family, no faithful partner, you’re addicted to Clash Royale and for fuck’s sake you’re pushing 51, just give it up, old fuck.
  59. Back Then Recordz, mothafuckas.
  60. (End at 3:51)
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