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800 Bars and Runnin' (Kalligraphy and Yellowtape diss)
- yo these two clowns kalligraphy and yellowtape softer than baby shit
- fake tough like a bitch who front in the club then get hit
- talk that lyrical miracle spiritual shit but the flow weak
- sound like a toddler tryna rap with a mouth full of cereal and milk leak
- dudes is a joke like a dick with no balls
- tryna be hard but they trip over they own shoelaces in the halls
- kalligraphy write like a preschooler with crayons
- yellowtape rhymes like a robot with a broken soundboard playin
- yall two is a pair like socks but just as disposable
- lyrics so wack they make eazy e roll over in his grave like a roach in a bowl full
- of piss water thats what yall music sound like
- two dickriders on a tricycle tryna pop a wheelie but flip on a speed bump and eat concrete
- yall careers is done like a microwave burrito left too long
- burned to a crisp nobody wanna bite that shit its gone
- kalligraphy tryna spit but the words come out backwards
- like a drunk bitch slurrin after 10 tequila shots and a xanax
- yellowtape flow so basic its like watching paint peel
- talk that tough shit but fold like a lawn chair in a hurricane feel
- yall two is the definition of weak sauce
- tryna battle me? bring a life jacket cuz you drown in the first bar bitch float
- kalligraphy rhymes like a dictionary threw up
- random words with no meaning sound like a thesaurus fucked a mumble rapper and had a stupid ass son
- yellowtape beats sound like a dial up connection
- glitchy ass loops like a broken record skip got the whole crowd cringin in rejection
- yall two is a stain on the game like a skidmark in tighty whities
- tryna diss me? bring a flashlight cuz yall dark as a basement with no electricity
- kalligraphy pen game weaker than a one legged man in a ass kickin contest
- yellowtape voice sound like a muppet with a sinus infection tryna flex
- yall two is a waste of air like a deflated balloon
- barkin up the wrong tree then get chopped down like timber bitch swing the axe soon
- kalligraphy lyrics so corny they belong in a farm field
- yellowtape delivery flatter than a broke bitch chest no appeal
- yall two is a joke but the punchline ain’t funny
- more like a car crash in slow motion everybody lookin but nobody wanna see the bodies
- kalligraphy tryna flow but the cadence is trash
- like a broken metronome offbeat and outta time need a whole new draft
- yellowtape presence weaker than a vegan at a bbq
- standin in the corner nibblin on lettuce while the real niggas chew
- yall two is a flop like a fish outta water
- gaspin for air but the game don’t give a fuck bout yall sons of a washed up daughter
- kalligraphy rhymes so forced its like pullin teeth
- yellowtape voice sound like a squeaky hinge need some wd 40 bitch grease
- yall two is a mismatch like socks with sandals
- tryna rap tough but yall softer than a marshmallow in a microwave battle
- kalligraphy pen game duller than a butter knife
- yellowtape flow so weak it couldn’t cut through wet paper in a life
- yall two is a waste of space like a parking lot in the desert
- tryna diss me? bring a ouija board cuz yall careers dead before it even started
- peep the scene two dudes holdin hands think they the next drake and meek
- more like two broke bitches share a meal off the dollar menu weak
- kalligraphy scribble trash think he nice but the penmanship garbage
- yellowtape just a human bandaid coverin wounds that aint even scars yet
- they claim they run the underground but the underground laughin
- two dudes who flop on stage like fish out water gaspin
- one verse in and the crowd leaves whole set a snore fest
- call em ambien rappers put the crowd to sleep no contest
- kalligraphy tryna sound deep but the bars just puddles
- yellowtape sticky but he aint holdin shit just a fuckin struggle
- whole career built on pity plays and fake tough talk
- real ones know they both just crash dummies in a parking lot
- yo kalligraphy you write like a dyslexic with parkinsons
- yellowtape sticky but he peel off quick when the heat come in
- two dudes who ride each others dicks like a tandem bike
- but the wheels fall off soon as the road get hype
- they say they brothers but the love fake as a check bounce
- backstabbers in the cut just waitin for the chance to pounce
- kalligraphy smile in ya face but the tweets tell stories
- yellowtape just a yes man noddin along like a bobblehead sorry
- whole movement built on sand soon as the tide come in
- watch em both drown in the shallow end where the weak ones swim
- 800 bars of truth now they both look sick
- shoulda stayed in the crib with the pen and pad and quit this shit
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