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  1. Ay, Crispy packin’ a strand of vermicelli, can’t get no girls, but don’t act you ain’t begging
  2. [Bitch, you ain’t asexual, you just can’t be sexual, because you’re ugly and smelly](Rebuttal to Crispy claiming he’s asexual, I’m claiming he’s just saying that cause he can’t get girls, but also “be sexual” =“b sexual” which would be the opposite of asexual, as in the letters A and B)
  3. [And no girl wants your shit jammed in her, cause you made of jelly,](Beginning of fat scheme, I’m saying girls don’t want Crispy’s dick “jammed” in her since he’s fat, but also referring to “jam” like fruit jam, and he’s made of “jelly’ as in he’s obese, but also literal jelly, tying back to the jam part) but also I know you a celi
  4. Bate, [cause the only time you’ve eaten out was at the motherfucking deli](Continuing the fat scheme, rebuttal to Crispy’s “eating out this bitch” bar, I’m saying he’s “eaten out” at the deli, as in going out to eat, since he’s fat)
  5. [So you resort to dicks, that’s why you always get checked whenever you act rude](I’m saying Crispy can’t pussy so he resorts to dicks instead, but also a reference to a restuarant called Dick’s Resort, where waiters act rude on purpose, so they “get checked when they act rude” as in they get paid, also tying back to the deli part in the last bar. And Crispy “gets checked” as in put in his place)
  6. Tried to diss KO Doomzday and he smacked you, then CSL whooped your ass too
  7. That’s facts dude, and then you fought GoldenShower and couldn’t even beat that fool
  8. [Bitch, maybe that’s why you got an STI, because everybody clapped you](Rebuttal to Crispy claiming he has an STI, you get STIs from sex, aka getting “clapped,” and Crispy got clapped a lot, as in beaten)
  9. But the only time this bitch can get the chicks laughin’ is when he shows him the thin ass pin
  10. That this prick’s packin,’ but I bet it gets an expansion when you see little kids nappin’
  11. Or a toddler throwin’ a big tantrum, it gets your dick standin,’ don’t lie, and quit cappin’
  12. [Like bitch, can it, cause I’m calling Chris Hansen so fucking sit, trashman](Crispy needs to “can it” as in shut up, but also referring to a trash can, which is why I called Crispy a “trashman,” and Chris Hansen is a famous pedo catcher who makes people sit down when they get caught)
  13. Yeah, no underage kid should be with Crispy in private, I know you like em tight, bitch
  14. Can’t even be drivin’ past a preschool without getting excited, don’t deny it
  15. [You on that P Diddy shit, like a polygraph, that’s why you call yourself the lightest](Beginning of light scheme, P Diddy is a famous predator, but also “P Diddy” =“PDD” which stands for psychophysiological detection of deception, aka a polygraph which detects lies, and “lightest” =“lie test,” which is a rebuttal to Crispy calling himself “the lightest”)
  16. [Like me saying “no shade,” cause with all the shit going over your head, you ain’t the brightest](Continuing the light scheme, I’m saying that me saying “no shade” is a lie since I’m throwing shade, but also referring to literal shade, and stuff “goes over his head” since he’s dumb but also shade literally goes over your head, so it’s literally not “bright” but also Crispy isn’t “bright” as in smart)
  17. Yeah, claiming you took psilocin, well I ain’t Interstellar, but I’m a skeptic
  18. Cause when it comes to smarts, this guy’s pathetic, and he’s quite eccentric
  19. And my impression was hallicinogens are supposed to make your mind eclectic
  20. [But yo brain don’t take up much room, so I don’t think you on psychedelics](Rebuttal to Crispy’s “psychedelic” bar, I’m saying he’s dumb so his brain doesn’t take up “much room” but also “much room” =“mushroom,” referring to shrooms, which are psychedelics)
  21. Yeah, and fuck greendrilla, pussy wanna throw jabs and prop anti X Factor diss songs
  22. Quit riding their 2 inch dongs, cause I know they your favorite things to sit on
  23. Getting passed around by them opps, so quit claiming you a victim of HotSanta and his squad
  24. [Cause taking Crispy’s dick in your ass was the only time you’ve ever been logged](Rebuttal to greendrilla claiming he got “logged” by HotSanta and his squad, I’m saying he takes Crispy’s dick, aka “log” up his ass, so he’s literally “been logged”)
  25. [You couldn’t get pussy if you climbed Mount Doom, but it’s like I’m signing an IOU](Beginning of money/sex scheme, see next bar)
  26. [Cause the bitches I fuck are fine, but dude I can’t say the same for Y O U](Continuing the money/sex scheme, the bitches I fuck are “fine” as in attractive but also referring to a fine that you pay, and I’m calling greendrilla a virgin)
  27. [Can’t make ends meet so you cry and hoot, figures are hard for you to find, it’s true](Continuing the money/sex scheme, greendrilla can’t “make ends meet” as in support himself financially but also “make ends meet” as in his dick meeting a pussy, and he can’t find “figures” as in cash, but also a woman’s “figure” as in her body, since he’s a virgin, also referring to “Ain’t Hard 2 Find” a Tupac song)
  28. [That’s why you got 10 guys frosting yo ass, cause that’s the only time all eyes on you](Continuing the money/sex scheme, rebuttal to greendrilla’s “all eyes on me” bar on his song boom boom shot pt2, I’m saying he has 10 guys fucking him at once, so he literally has “all eyes on him” but also “eyes” =“ice” since they’re “frosting’ his ass as in cum, but also literal “frost,” but also “all ice on you” referring to jewelry, so I’m calling greendrilla poor, also tying back to the last bar since “All Eyez on Me” is an album by Tupac, which “Ain’t Hard 2 Find” is on)
  29. [Like a spider, bruh, I’ll exterminate yo ass, cause I think you parasites are chumps](Beginning of spider scheme, I’m saying greendrilla is a “spider” since spiders have 8 eyes, tying back to the last bar, so I’ll “exterminate” his ass like a spider)
  30. [But how can you be a web designer, huh? When I’m the one who’s fighting bugs](Continuing the spider scheme, spiders are literal “web designers” as in they make webs, but I’m saying I’m a “web designer” as in websites, so I “fight bugs” as in glitches, but also literal bugs, continuing the spider scheme)
  31. And I know your dick can’t even produce jizz, so you run from girls in shame and hide in shrubs
  32. [Wearing that green and brown, cause like a hazel bush, you have nothing inside your nuts](Greendrilla is wearing green and brown as in camoflauge to hide in shame, and the color hazel which is a combo of those 2 colors, but also referring to a hazel bush, which are known for producing empty nutshells, and greendrilla literally has “nothing inside his nuts” as in he can’t make jizz, tying back to the last bar)
  33. Yo raps suck so bad, this pussy shouldn’t even be allowed to grab a pencil
  34. You and the people you ride ain’t shit, all those motherfuckin’ brats are pebbles
  35. They’re trash, don’t even have potential, ain’t anywhere near X Factor’s level
  36. [And you retarded, bitch, yo ass is special, so I know you ain’t stepped in a classroom ever](Beginning of school scheme, rebuttal to greendrilla saying he “jumped in a classroom,” I’m saying he hasn’t been in a classroom since he’s stupid)
  37. [So I guess I’ll school this dude instead, cause sucking dick is the only time you use your head](Continuing the school scheme, I’ll “school” greendrilla as in beat him, but also saying he needs literal “school,” since he doesn’t “use his head” for thinking, but he gives “head” as in he sucks dick)
  38. Fucking dumbasses, I’ll make sure you motherfuckers can never move ahead
  39. Y’all getting annihilated, I’m a big ass buck, boutta storm through you pests
  40. [Bitch, I’m not someone you can go off on, cause I ain’t a deer who’s been newly bred](I said I was a “buck” in the last bar, not a baby deer, so you can’t “go off on” me without getting checked, but also “off on” “a fawn,” a fawn is a baby deer)
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  42. (Outro)
  43. Yeah chumps, fuck off
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