BUILDING BLUEPRINT
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Office
- //start at 0:13//
- Yo, lemme tell you how I been
- Today been an eventful day so lemme get goin, yuh
- I wake up today at six a.m.
- My momma make me some pancakes and I say “dayuuum”
- Yeah, cuz nothin ever fuckin beat that shit
- Hot take: pancakes are better than waffles you stupid bitch
- But anyways I pull up to the school wit courage
- Yeah I’m ready to learn some useless knowledge
- Cuz mothafucka today was finna be a good day
- Cuz mothafucka I was finna leave early today!
- Yeah I didn’t see a single mothafucka dissin my forehead
- like the unoriginal bitches they is
- Then I went to first period
- Learned some shit about a food web and thas it
- Then I went to PE and I really suck at football honestly
- And to those of you who call it soccer you ain’t saying it correctly
- But anyways, then I took a break
- And landed me a date with a bitch I wanna take
- And then I fucking went to a fire drill
- And I think I needed another pill
- Because I had the urge to kill
- But I know that the bitch named Jill wouldn’t let me move an inch
- And she’s a stupid bitch
- And I wanna fuckin pull a glock in her face
- And hit her with a mace
- Cause this motherfucking bitch has already been legally raped
- That’s right I called her a fucking slut
- And I don’t give a fuck
- Cause she needs to shut up
- But anyways ima end this rant that just begun
- It’s time to move on to what went down at lunch
- So this cracker named Dominic fucking pulled up to the court like he always does
- And then he said “let’s 3v3 you versus all of us”
- And the mothafucka on my team didn’t pass even once
- The only time I could score was an open layup
- But then the Dominic mothafucka starts to pull up
- Now shits even at 6 6
- And I’m fuckin tryna impress a bitch
- But now I ain’t sure what to do because one guy on they team is like 6 foot 2
- But now this mothafucka starts to lose
- And now he starts resorting to talk some shit like the bitch he is
- And then we end up winning and it’s 9 8 right in this mothafucka’s face
- Yeah yeah
- Then I went to ELA were i was boutta leave for the day
- And we had a substitute that day
- “But unfortunately you can’t move seats, okay?”
- “UGH” says that one mothafucka that nobody seems to like
- This is the easy target, that Evan guy
- And I start throwing disses
- And his response is “shut up you get no bitches”
- Now the whole class is started to diss his ass
- Not in my defence but because his shit is so bad
- And then we started doing our independent work and shit
- And then we get a phone call and I’m like this is it
- Long story short I’m on the way to the car
- But I’m not finished let me spit this bar
- Yeah fucking went to the doctas office
- Specifically the optometrist
- Because apparently that ain’t the same as a dentist
- But anyways I got my braces fixed
- Yeah I dunno I broke that shit real quick
- But then this bitch realises I have a broke bracket
- So then she heads to the back
- That’s when she fixed it
- And I finally got to leave that place
- And my ma lemme get some donuts as a treat
- And that puts us right here in my bed where I’m rappin over this beat
- I dunno what to do with it
- So I’m finna just publish this shit
- So that’s the end of my day
- I hope you liked the song as much as I liked my day
- Cause today was a good day except for when I went to the dentist and shit but that don’t matter
- Cause now I’m publishing this song and I hope to be flattered
- *elmo laugh*
- Aight see ya now
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