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Yo momma
- Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
- Yo mama's so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.
- Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice.
- Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).
- Yo mama's so pleasant that instead of sweating,
- Her body emits a continuous gentle breeze.
- Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)
- Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book about her
- Entitled "The Origin of the Denises."
- Your mom's name is Denise, right?
- No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating she'll probably answer to it.
- Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma
- Yo mama's so chill that she addresses me as "brah"
- Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer,
- She put the detergent industry out of business.
- Yo mama's so dazzling that your dad
- Glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas.
- Yo mama's so environmentally conscious
- That she can read the thoughts of trees.
- Yo mama's so creative,
- MacGyver brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"
- Yo mama's so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear,
- I would pray for the bear.
- Yo mama's so compassionate that she knits sweaters
- For homeless kittens made out of her own hair.
- Yo mama's so energetic that she
- Equals mass times the speed of light to the second power
- Yo mama's so clean that she makes
- The soap feel dirty when she's takin' a shower.
- Yo mama's so magnetic that she's even got pull with Magneto.
- Yo mama's so enjoyable she's like a hug
- Wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic show
- Wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito.
- Yo mama's so indescribably awesome that...
- How indescribably awesome is she?
- I'm having a hard time describing her.
- Yo mama's so intelligent that she
- Makes me feel inferior when I don't use words good.
- Yo mama's so crafty that she built
- A fully functional smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood.
- Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at this very moment, in space.
- Yo mama's so careful she keeps her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.
- Yo mama's so unpredictable that psychics refuse to give her a reading.
- Yo mama's so persuasive that she
- Convinced a cop that pulled her over that he was speeding.
- Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
- Yo mama's so resilient every morning she sprinkles
- Her cereal with bird flu.
- Yo mama's so loving that I wish she was my mama!
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