Battles F3arEffect vs Rubik
RULES
Battle rap with no rules.
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This is a battle, I'll shake you like a baby plus the rattle.
- Make you release your bowels, and used your face to pick up the shit like a towel.
- Simple English, but you're retarded, laughing at your rhymes like a kid in class who farted.
- A mean guy when you know me, heard you have sex with ponies, so that make you a Brony.
- Most rappers are phonies, but I can't afford a phone.
- Your mom gets bored alone, so she comes over so I can make her moan.
- Can they even consist with flows, or do they flop?
- Can they even write things off the top?
- Or is it a crappy attempt at acting like the Rock?
- Go to acting class you chump, got no talent you suck.
- You can't get money as a prostitute, so you sucked your dad off for a buck.
- Literally, you're negative times negative, so that makes you an imaginary.
- Like that cartoon where I'm the cat, and you're the canary.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- How ironic you're a pussy when you don't get none
- You don't rap you stutter that's why you get shunned
- Fatass you leave the stage to grab a cinnabon
- Your raps are shit so baby put a diaper on
- You spit about weed just to get some cheap attention
- But with your lisp the shit is way beyond human comprehension
- Sorry kid but you simply have a weak flow
- You're a bitch, you start your raps "no homo"
- And even though I admit I'm not an academic
- I know I spit enough sick shit to call my rap an epidemic
- Well son, we all know you've had enough
- But I gotta tell you I use your mom's thighs as earmuffs
- I'm sorry your mom's probably a nice lady
- But shes a ho, she's emptied more balls than mah'fucking Tom Brady
- I spent enough time educating I earned myself a hallpass
- You ignorant shit get your head out your ass... Bruh