Battles  RapPadLad vs GooglePlus

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo, I'm gonna throw you some free's, off the top of my head,
  • I'm only doing this to see how the RapPad battles are led,
  • I don't give a shit who you are, or what you have said,
  • I'ma drop some quick bars, no "sparking the lead",
  • or "I'ma make you dead" or "paint your floor red" or how "your life's misled"
  • But about how i'd like to have some quick food and then read a book inbed,
  • See I don't need to seem gangsta on here, just having a look instead,
  • Just seeing the process by which battles are actually bred
  • But like I said, I shall talk about the filling in my actual bread
  • I normally like a freshly made tuna melt
  • Warmly prepared with melted cheese added myself
  • I reach up to the get the ingredients from my top shelf
  • and enjoy munching that lunch while watching the end of Elf.
  • After that, I do the washing up and pick up a good book
  • After reading that, I'll wash myself and admire my good looks
  • Then probably jump into bed after a little bit of pissing
  • I'm sure your glad of what I've said, with no hurtful shit written
  • It's hard to cause offense when not a single shit was given.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm as real as reality, not a Greek myth
  • It's time to let you know who you're fuckin' with
  • My rap is magical, stronger than voodoo
  • Your style, it stinks, you know, like doodoo
  • You're shiverin' and shakin' in your Fruit of the Looms
  • Keep it simple, stupid, you'll be next to the tombs
  • Of the other victims, I keep their heads on my shelf
  • If they were resurrected, they'd kill themself
  • I'll never say excuse me, move out my way, sucker
  • You use 'mister', I use 'motherfucker'
  • You thought that E was more well-respected
  • Now you know, stupid, expect the unexpected
  • (Yeah)
  • (Ah hah)
  • We got the mouth to be the boss, the heart to back it up
  • Rhymes come naturally, no need to crack it up
  • But you inflate, make others sick
  • And my last and final words is: get off my dick!

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