DEFENDER'S RAP

• My lines are so #hard they are #eleven #on #the #Mohs #scale
• Mess with me, go #blind and have fun #deciphering #worn #Braille
• I'm so #hot I can #evaporate #a #block #of #iron
• And so #important I am why #Archimedes #was #inspired
• I whack whackness in its big face
• And leave a contusion on his #forehead bigger than that of #Nick #Grace
• Your #disses #end #up #healing #me like injected #cortisone
• Such a #pro at being #weird I got #forty-#seven #chromosomes