Battles   vs GooglePlus

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who can make the best comedic rap using as few words as possible nothing complex 4 to 6 lines

Max of 18 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • my eyes pop out of my skull as my nose does a hari kari and flies out my balls
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  • i find a stretch of water only to find that it's actually hot sauce instead of what i thought
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  • my stomach expands and soon bursts.
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  • i ate a fireball, dear heaven it hurts

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • My balls are sweaty
  • Nips hard
  • weiners heavy
  • there's semen on his sweater already
  • arms spaghetti he's nervous

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