Battles JZMM vs pocketwarrior
RULES
Has To Make Fun Of Me
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Line 1)
- i leave your lines at the door
- have your brainwashed by kriss kross
- thinking you jump when you just skipped and hopped
- wannabe mc dont step in my interior
- asimo known for murder raps that be superior
- ultimate fighter i make blood flow like period
- my lines are artifacts like egyptian pyramid
- battle me? you must be kidding
- ill snatch the things you need for living
- cause you disposition
- im lightyears ahead of an mc
- my rhyme style is pedigree
- infinte wisdom and power instilled in me
- like cyclones ill throw dust in your retina
- stop your raps cold like cuttng through your jugular
- rap gladiator with more direction than navigator
- mcs be pleading for me to go easy
- asimo never known to creep through unseen
- at the forefront like prince harry
- im in for the long haul like getting married
- while you mcs stink of death like the cemetary
- i rip the real sh*t hold on to ya seat kid
- 911 believe me its the number you should now ring
- (Line 2)
- Dude you think you hot let me tell you, you a novice
- Darwin theory backwards you aint makin any progress
- Who you trying to impress let me tell you as i regress
- your rhymes are gayer than Ryan Seacrest
- and no, i wont ... i wont stop yet
- Im only getting started like an addicts debt
- I'm fresher than you'll ever be you can call me febreeze
- Got you quivering and shaking, you shaking your knees
- And im the non violent type so i wont be breaking your knees
- got you locked up lyrical and you forgot your keys
- Battle?? Yea right more like a massacre
- Your Mommy so nice Every guy has had a pass at her
- Your girl fine too and you wonder why she never home
- Not my fault homey i wasnt asking her for more dome
- Im the beast from the east why wouldn't she want be with SC
- Your Girl ain't really yours that's why they callin her E-Z
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Wu-Tang savage with 2pac talent and a rap habit
- Managing you crack addicts’ verses backhanding
- Your worthless lyrics that happen to be haphazard
- And I’m bursting your fingers and wack standards
- Still learning to fix words in the ring, churning out shit
- I’m the soulless king hurting any person trying
- Open up this homeless kid who’s the worst at rhyming
- You can only hope, so you owe homage, a servant to my wit
- The colonel with a sting, throw a swing at my rush of rhymes
- Puns are tight like Pun’s alive, duck my crushing strikes
- So a hundred lines tough as knives can run inside
- Luckless guys are summoned for some humble pie
- Toughest beast with seamless weapons that run the beat
- Is defeating these keen emcees that are feeling empty
- You scheming fiends are dreaming to be against me
- So you best leave and then shred your dead piece
- Render necks with the worst throat pain when you men sleep
- Dead early like Kurt Cobain when you send beef
- Hurting players with no ratings, your hope’s fading
- Flow’s basic in raps, make your statements creative in tracks
- Inch back, you’re chasing cats, you won’t make it man
- With a bitch slap ‘cause I’ll slip your lyrics in trash
- Then hit back and sink your winnings in quick sand
- You stop at the bottom of the pit, there’s a big gap
- As I’m locked at the top of this thing with wannabe kids
- Lost in this ring, I’m coughing up bits as I dominate lists
- Of competitors, chopping they’re wrists, so somebody’s pissed
- When it comes time, you’re jotting it quick
- But my colossal punchlines are bossing and bust guys
- No dumb fights or gun crime, just lines, a fun life
- Uptight Thugs slide away as they bust rhymes, tongues tied
- Fight and pray through night and day, it was a rough ride
- On the mic today, a tidal wave reignited your suicidal ways
- The cycle’s fatal when I see you write a lame scrawl
- You aint stable so your grave is laid – fool
- Yet you’re playing in the cradle, not even in playschool
- My brain rules, I’m Caesar seizing people’s fate, fall
- Down, all defeated, these readers believe I’m mean and evil
- You just seem to keep drooling, need schooling, treat each one equal
- As you’re releasing semen you realise you’re seeming foetal
- Meaning you’re still at the start, I’m seeing you crawl
- I’m in the league of the stars so you’re kissing my arse
- Filling the bars, keep listening hard, this is a farce
- That you think you’re killing the charts, I’ll piss on your cards
- Kids with the mouth will get given a scar
- With a kick and a pound, they slip on the ground
- And I’m just kidding around when I’m dissing you, proud
- That I’m the most gifted in town.
- He’s boasting to the crowd, while I’m showing this twit how
- To make poems, quickly frowning on you, it’s bodes shit for you now
- Don’t spit vomit out, your hope is demolished pal
- I’m honest, proud you’re not halting my polished sound
- Omnipotent as God is that God is noting my promise and
- He’s got you lost pricks logging off so you stop the craft
- This monologue topples down off your tongue on modern scrolls
- Your monotone is copied while my songs rock this roll
- My Hip Hop is poles ahead of your bollocks, I top this poll
- In pole position in the blocks, I input a whole lot of soul
- Your sloppy stock is struggling, I have a hold on my goal
- You’ve got nothing, so run up a cliff and jump off it
- Your cusses quit, so I dug a pit, just right for one coffin
- Plucked from this hub of spitters, we love to miss ya
- Just another mister or misses, you’re a trans fucker with a…
- Nah this is it little midget - hush your gums little critter.