Battles  Valor vs DWar

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

DWar won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on June 5 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • DWar, I'm putting shotguns inside his dome, #smoking like #baccy #rush,
  • You're mythological like #unicorns, #chopping #your #horn and whacking ya,
  • Fucking #rhino. But not like #Randy. I poach you and all of your soldiers,
  • Putting swag-fags with #snap-backs on a #snapped-#back or shoulders,
  • Like #Tech #N9#NE in his prime, releasing shots, but it's all #special #effects,
  • You're #fragile though, #Asian #torture as I crack 'em like #china once he erects,
  • Sorry, #I #don't #fuck #with #this #pedo who tries to hide his #addiction to kids,
  • Because he didnt wanna shoutout #OGWinner to put #a #dick #in this kid,
  • #Dwar, I'm starting battle-rap #war to this #D-#Whore, but I'm no #guerilla,
  • Cuz this kid's doing #monkey #business in the #wadrobe for thrillers,
  • #Thrillers? #Micheal #Jackson? Wasn't he accused of touching dem kids,
  • Like DWar, HA!, another connection for my theory's embed,
  • You look like a #specky #twat in your #profile #picture,
  • #Water-#bottle in hand to stop the nerve in that other depiction,
  • Yeah, I'm a 14 year old #british #kid but i got a #cricket #bat,
  • To slam up his face like street-curbstomps, it was wicked, that?
  • I love how the kiddies are thinking "Dwar is a thug in there!"
  • But I'm more laughing at the fact he nearly got beaten by #HUGGYBEAR

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • iRap like a rap app
  • A telepath with a spinal tap tethered to a vinyl track
  • To map my neural paths and upload my ass from a scratchpad
  • Attached to a batch file that syncs to RapPad
  • You need me to repeat that, MAC?
  • It's a singularity of sorts,
  • My body's in the morgue but my brain belongs to a collective force, a kind of rap Borg
  • Stored in the cloud, so I doubt this battle's gonna go better than the last bout
  • I'm gonna smash this little boy-scout like I did in the last round
  • I'm omniscient, all around like surround-sound
  • Blurrin Valor's vision
  • So I can hold his faggot ass down and ground pound his little pink flesh mound
  • Little bitch, you wanna get fresh now?
  • Hey fellas, I think I found that fish smell
  • Little Valor jumped down the well
  • When he figured out that DWar was eatin his mom's clam shell
  • Yeah, she's a pearl, real classy
  • That is until DWar bent her over Valor's race-car bed and fucked her doggy style like Lassie

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