Battles Valor vs DWar
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DWar won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on June 5 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- DWar, I'm putting shotguns inside his dome, #smoking like #baccy #rush,
- You're mythological like #unicorns, #chopping #your #horn and whacking ya,
- Fucking #rhino. But not like #Randy. I poach you and all of your soldiers,
- Putting swag-fags with #snap-backs on a #snapped-#back or shoulders,
- Like #Tech #N9#NE in his prime, releasing shots, but it's all #special #effects,
- You're #fragile though, #Asian #torture as I crack 'em like #china once he erects,
- Sorry, #I #don't #fuck #with #this #pedo who tries to hide his #addiction to kids,
- Because he didnt wanna shoutout #OGWinner to put #a #dick #in this kid,
- #Dwar, I'm starting battle-rap #war to this #D-#Whore, but I'm no #guerilla,
- Cuz this kid's doing #monkey #business in the #wadrobe for thrillers,
- #Thrillers? #Micheal #Jackson? Wasn't he accused of touching dem kids,
- Like DWar, HA!, another connection for my theory's embed,
- You look like a #specky #twat in your #profile #picture,
- #Water-#bottle in hand to stop the nerve in that other depiction,
- Yeah, I'm a 14 year old #british #kid but i got a #cricket #bat,
- To slam up his face like street-curbstomps, it was wicked, that?
- I love how the kiddies are thinking "Dwar is a thug in there!"
- But I'm more laughing at the fact he nearly got beaten by #HUGGYBEAR
DEFENDER'S RAP
- iRap like a rap app
- A telepath with a spinal tap tethered to a vinyl track
- To map my neural paths and upload my ass from a scratchpad
- Attached to a batch file that syncs to RapPad
- You need me to repeat that, MAC?
- It's a singularity of sorts,
- My body's in the morgue but my brain belongs to a collective force, a kind of rap Borg
- Stored in the cloud, so I doubt this battle's gonna go better than the last bout
- I'm gonna smash this little boy-scout like I did in the last round
- I'm omniscient, all around like surround-sound
- Blurrin Valor's vision
- So I can hold his faggot ass down and ground pound his little pink flesh mound
- Little bitch, you wanna get fresh now?
- Hey fellas, I think I found that fish smell
- Little Valor jumped down the well
- When he figured out that DWar was eatin his mom's clam shell
- Yeah, she's a pearl, real classy
- That is until DWar bent her over Valor's race-car bed and fucked her doggy style like Lassie