Battles GoldenCarrot vs JokesOnYou
RULES
At least 30 bars
Max of 42 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- He's #spamming lots of #walls in a #single #bound,
- #Cramming #balls in his mouth, #dingleberries #downed.
- Just to get #votes or he #chokes, trying to win is just a #hoax.
- I take #notes, as everyone else #floats to #your #boat.
- You're like #Superman, #overrated #and #invincible.
- Until the #Joker that I am steps in #underestimated yet #unpredictable.
- Carrying #Kryptonite #like a #nightlight to end a #fight.
- Stole that shit from #Batman like only the #clown #prince #can.
- #Town's #convinced by all your #spam, #Superham.
- Alright time to #buckle #up! As we #knuckle #up!
- Look at me, face my #direction.
- What the #fuck? why you getting an #erection?
- #Election #based, my expectations aren't #erased.
- That blunt you hit was #laced
- to #place you in #disgraced shame, how's it #taste?
- You're #truth #serum #basted, now through #lyricism #created,
- I'm going to tell you your #childhood, how you #stated.
- Raped by the #babysitter, you weren't a #quitter,
- cause you #ate all #eight #inches, no #flinches,
- wonder why you're #choking #now?
- Maybe this #spokesman's #how, huh, #pal?
- You were bullied in #school, a #tool, #uncool, and a #fool.
- Your #heroin #addicted #mother tricked #other #men to fuck her #again.
- So you don't know your #dad, how #sad. struck a #nerve? my #bad.
- I'm tired of bitches saying they're #better when I'm the #director.
- You screwing with #GC #homie, #TV #zoning, #groaning like an #immature #child.
- The #temperature's #wild, I'm like an #icy #hot, you're just #diced up and #shot,
- #Spotlight #shining, #dining on you while #devising my #new #plot #to #drop #you.
- Resurrected #Tupac just to show you intellectual #hip-#hop.
- #Drip #drop, the sound of your #blood after this #lopsided #spotlighted battle.
- I'm breaking your bones like #peanut #brittle, then playing your tendons like a #fiddle.
- I'm #senile, #vile as I #smile, all #while you're in #denial. #Pile of #shit.
- So watch me #spit #fire, ever seen a flaming #tire?
- Get #massacred, last #word spoken #absurd, #occurred when I #blurred #by #you,
- In the #bayou on a #fan #boat, #fans #vote for you, but I ain't #convinced.
- #Hints why I'm #slamming #it, you're #spent cause I'm #hamming #it.
- #Ramming #it down your #throat, I already #wrote it, you've #choked,
- #Hate to #gloat, it's #belated but #take #notes #bitch, slicing your #throat ya #snitch.
- Now I'm #done, go #run back to yo momma #son,
- Like you got hit by that #stun #gun from me just for #fun.
DEFENDER'S RAP
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