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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I think this is like my fifth battle
- Just sit back cause this ones gonna be hard to handle
- Gonna diss this ignorant bitch
- So many times his mothers gonna flinch
- He's gonna cry next time he looks at his dick
- Cause that shit probably the size of a tooth pick
- I know my brains a little sick
- But let me set an example I'll do it quick
- This fucker ain't shit
- I stay getting lit
- And you're probably gonna be pissed
- When I say I fucked your bitch
- She loved it grabbed my face
- And shoved it but I just kept going
- Till that bitch started snowing
- Thats why when you she her shes glowing
- Cause I've been the one showing
- Her all the attention and affection you've been neglecting
- I'll be the one who ruined your wedding
- Just kidding
- Maybe or maybe I'm critically insane
- But I write better than Mark Twain
- My best friend says I've changed
- Yeah maybe I have become slightly more deranged
- Bout to chew this lame up and spit him out
- Did you actually think you're rap career would work out
- I murder everything I touch
- And laugh about it like it ain't much
- I can't believe this is almost finished
- And you're girl just called asked if I want lunch
- But I've already been chomping this fucker down
- I don't think I have room left in my stomach
- I think maybe I should just take this verse and run it
- Prove to this motherfuckers I'm something
- That's why my music stays bumping
- In the trailer park where I had my first start
- I'm finna finish this motherfucker tear him apart
- Just like darth
- My minds so fucking dark
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Chorus:
- Doin your mom doin doin your mom
- Doin your mom doin doin your mom
- Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
- You know we straight with doin your mom
- X2
- I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
- I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
- Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
- But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
- I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
- She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
- Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
- So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
- I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
- I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
- She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
- How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000!
- Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
- She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
- Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
- To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
- Repeat chorus
- I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
- You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
- We make s*** time, yes and every night I tap that.
- She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
- But your moms the best, the super M. I. L. F.
- Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
- And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
- But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
- She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
- Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
- She likes rough s** with handcuffs and I'll be honest
- She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
- She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
- I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
- I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
- Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
- Repeat chorus
- I'm havin s** with your mother
- That makes me beter than you.
- I'm havin s** with your mother
- That makes me better than you.
- Guitar solo
- Repeat chorus