Battles MarkCalderon vs GoldenCarrot
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- If never herd of you not even from this silly bird
- I have the lock to the cage you'll be screaming to your page
- Asking your friends to back you up , your hunged up in the moment after this there's torment
- "Battle king" keep dreaming while your recovering from your beating
- By the way sounds like your here for the fame you need to be tamed
- your spitting vomit I may be underaged but does that mean I've been killed
- , no ha there has to be skill
- Your better of explaining to Dr.Phil
- I never checked your wave or sweated in waves but now I have
- When I was ex-PLOR-ing
- your Bae sucked me while I was touring
- Asked her to shave the jungle
- Then hopped in the bus
- And she unbuckled and chuckled
- I was about to give her the knuckle
- She said wait! And said Even tho I'm underage I was bigger then her Bae
- She said I'm crae more popping then a grenade
- Later her friend twittered me saying she kept bragging about my glory
- They told the Whole story
- In great detail because thats what female's do
- I she was really sticked to me like a piece a glue there's more you fool
- She told me she at one point she thought you were uglier then khloe
- I'm back for revenge call your friend
- I think your gonna need a tool after this but then again this ain't the best diss
- btw I don't give a fuck about a grade does it look like I get paid ?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I cuss cause I keep looking for A plus,
- I'm dangerous because I aim for us!
- Things seem the same in my head,
- and that hangs me by my dreams that're unfed.
- Demons scheme to make me gleam but that's all in my head.
- dead or not, I sped by what I got cause I was taught a lot.
- Then I fell and I dropped, well that's when I stopped.
- Now I'm back with a vengeance, my descendance cropped.
- Decadence and style is what I will adopt.
- Like hey darlin' I'm funnier than Seth MacFarlane.
- I'm cheesier than Velveeta, but faster than a cheetah.
- I can make all of these words rhyme by design.
- I'm the man to take a small breeze to breathe and take what's mine.
- A victory marked in history not to be a mystery,
- but a clear show of power, cause I'm the man to fear every hour.
- A renegade busting through walls like Kool-Aid.
- I'm unpaid in an arcade getting laid in the shade of a drug raid.
- Grasping a grenade made for a facade, just to fade without trace.
- At your moms place with her face on my dick like a display case.
- Mace you in this race without keeping pace to disgrace your haste,
- You're a waste you should of been more jizz for your mom to taste.
- That bitch was like a turkey ready to baste.
- Step to me, wreck you subliminally, vehemently spitting to see,
- you flee the scene, after I wean you off the bottle.
- I hit the throttle and throw gravel that travels like shrapnel.
- Just the way I spit you asshole, cause I'm king of the castle.