DEFENDER'S RAP

• You think you make the kind of music that heaven plays
• When they are actually #weak enough to be written in #seven #days
• Apply to rent from me, I'll kick you out and still make you pay mortgage
• I'm such a #Nas #head, my #brain is #network #attached #storage
• You make Young Thug look like the author of the Bible's greatest story
• The only #gang you represent is the #Salvation #Army
• Raps so divine that they gave Mercury earth
• My raps are both #hot and #cold at the same time: Give you #third-#degree #burns
• I'm #venomous, so you can call me a #cottonmouth
• You're like the #Scream #Painting, you're #unable #to #shut #your #mouth
• I could make #Trump and #Gates become little #orphans
• You're videos produce so many #seizures, at least come with a #warrant
• You say you #ball like #LeBron, but your like #Bosh 'cause of your #bawling
• Like a #Nazi, you better get out before I #catch #you #stalling
• You #never #bear #arms, like an #infant #amputee
• You just #hang #out #there #useless, so I'll give rap its #appendectomy