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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm not your average rapper, no stereotype
- Prolly-never-hear-me-on-your-car-stereo-type
- But you can bury yo rhymes, barely carry yo plight
- So spare me your sight or I'll strike scary tonight
- You're in a hairy situation against off the top of my head
- Like that hairy situation I had on top of my bed
- I mean I didn't vote for bush, yeah I'm democrat
- And Im all over the puss, but its like, girl trim the grass
- But she gets a pass cuz the ass is fat and tits are class
- And she's fit and fast and shit she keeps the flag at least half mast
- Plus she badass, uh good ass but we been over that
- I digress, good chat, my wind rover's fast
- And actually a segway, I make heads raise
- Headway with my heads ways' I'll be handin out headaches
- You put your head in your hands I put my hand to your face
- That's four heads, more heads than you'll get with that face
- Face it, if you're chasin head thats a dangerous premise
- Try your luck with pourin out a few bottles of Guinness
- I'm done coddling bitches, I'm the rap gospel's witness
- I'm hostilely stoppin and finished, You're throttled I win it
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You a fuckin bitch, you gotta get a life/
- You only on Rappad bc ur not aloud out by ur wife/
- You aint even aloud to touch a knife/
- Wow, Im surprised u dont smoke wit a pipe/
- I may not win, buh to me that fine/
- Bc when I make a few mill, ur only gunna make like a dime/
- My girl soo hot, u always bee cryinn/
- Just shut up and let these people vote, it aint a crime/